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am i the asshole
| frogs are immune to lightning and once she finds a maiden to kiss her you're beyond fucked
| i suspect disinheritance is in your future.
| :o
| Hmmmm I want to say yes because it sounds like you tried to kill your mother, but honestly I'd probably do the same thing for a butch in shining armor so I can't really judge you too harshly
Besides a princess should be allowed to get away with a little attempted murder, it's not illegal for a girl to have hobbies!
| Congratulations, when the King remarries you will be disinherited!
| Why did the grand magister attack the queen so easily?
| Because he is grand magister of RAPE
| >am i the asshole
YES, ALWAYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP
fucking reddit, if you need other people to tell you what you're supposed to think in life then you don't deserve anything at all
| I think only the mom is the russian one. lets' think of russia always!
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| i (f21, princess) and my knight (f19, pretty) got into an argument with my mother (f45, queen) and she forbade me from speaking to my lover again. i asked the grand magister to turn my mother into a frog and i threw her into the moat before striking her with lightning. was i justified