russian joke thread №11
| why is this joke getting pushed everywhere?
| Obviously the joke made up by a foreigner, if it was grassroots the punchline would be that the man voluntarily signed a contract with the military
| A man comes to an elite brothel, takes away a huge amount of money and says:
"I would like something cosmic..."
They answer him:
"We'll arrange it now"
5 minutes pass, the man is escorted to the room. He turns on the light and sees a hundred-year-old hag in bed, and she takes out a glass eye and says:
"Fuck me in the orbit socket"
| A man sees an ad "Elite class prostitute - sucking and singing at the same time"
Well, he thought about it, and decided that he should take it.
The girl comes, everything is beautiful, two conditions are to give a glass of water and turn off the light.
Well, the man agrees without thinking twice, and then it turns out that she sucks perfectly and sings like in an opera.
| >>1102735
He certainly likes it very much, he called her several more times every time perfectly. But he was torn by curiosity, saying how so?
And so the man hires her again, turns off the light again, she sucks and sings.
Suddenly, the man turns on the light.
There was an eye floating in a glass on the table...
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| A russian man is waiting in line at the gas station. "I've had enough," he tells his wife. "Stay in the line, I'm going to shoot Putin."
After two hours, he returns and gets back behind the wheel.
His wife asks him: "Did you shoot him?"
And the man replies: "No, the line to shoot Putin is even longer than the one for gas!"