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let's create a religion with Pref being our Jesus
| Pref stop creating these thread we all love you isn't that enough?
| If Pref is our Jesus, wouldn't she be hanged to death on a cross too? Are you into that kind of BDSM Ryouna, OP?
| Oooooooo
| Fuck that, christianity is boring and shit.
Let's create a religion where Pref is our Quetzalcoatl, that we might sacrifice the blood and hearts of the innocent to appease his furious wrath.
| "We hated prefetcher because he told us the truth"
| I'll only join if we can gang rape our jesus
| More like lain being our Jesus
| Prefiarity?
| What will be the religion's name?
If Christians call it Christianity, how're we goin' to call it?
| unfortunately i already worship cum
| sounds cool. let's all start gathering the words of pref to write on our bible
| ok but sukeban team are our pantheon
| I want source of prefs face
| Prefanity.
| So I'm guessing Anon E is Judas?
| Anon E can be satan or some guy who isn't even mentioned who cares about him really he used to be relevant but it's not like he's coming back
| Anon E being Judas makes sense, but who is Mary?
| Lain?
| We will ca this religion...
Danger.
| Call... We will call it Danger.
| Mystery can be Mary
| Lain is our Lord and Savior, Pref is just God that didn't give a fuck about the world, Mys is the holy spirit that work in mysterious ways.
| Wait, but we need the summoning circle. Does anyone have chicken blood?
| We need our Pantheon too, where should it be?
| Also do I get to fuck Pref if I join?
| At this point Pref is probably about ready to close this thread manually.
| >Pref
>Likened to a religious figure bringing salvation
Have all my keks this the gayest shit
| >Bump
| Ave Lain, Ave Prefetcher-sama.
| Our commandments:
1. Pref is not a he
| Does anyone pray to Pref every night yet?
##Admin:prefetcher##
| who the fuck is pref lmao
| i pray to pref every night while having my butt rammed with my custom made pref futa dick shaped dildo
| Almighty Prefetcher
To whom all hearts are open,
All desires known,
And from whom no secrets are hidden:
Cleanse the thoughts of our hearts
By the inspiration of your Holy Spirit,
That we may perfectly love you,
And worthily magnify your holy name;
Through Lain our Lord. Amen.
| >that we might sacrifice the blood and hearts of the innocent to appease his furious wrath.
Lets sacrifice newcomers who create dumb threads every fucking day!
| Lain is our savior, let's all love lain.
| Our Loli who art in Osaka,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on /u/ as it is in Osaka.
Give us this day our daily burg,
and forgive us our angry burgs,
as we forgive those who angry burg against us,
and lead us not into autismo,
but deliver us from Anon E.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the Lain, and the Mystery,
for ever and ever
Amen.
| 'I'm 10/f/osaka.' (Pref 11:8)
| I pray to her everyday.
| Hell yeah, we get to nail pref three times using our long hard wood
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