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| thread closed down.
| but i did some magic
| and suddenly i
| I got a boner
| Thinking about chickens
| And their breasts
| "god those breasts are yummy"
| Then i jump off a roof
| Into the breasts of my favorite chicken
| But she said she only had eyes for senpai
| So I stabbed them, and kept the breasts
| but i felt guilty for stabbing my favorite chicken
| so i stabbed myself
| And kept my breasts
| As I consumed the poultry my self inflicted wounds began to close
| And I turned into a busty werechicken
| who craved for chicken
| Who had abnormally huge, pleasant smelling breasts made from human flesh
| spreading out my enormous human chicken breast wings i begin to fly
| To infinity and beyond
| the end
| but it was not quite the end, because
| The evil witch baba yaga felt her flight and awakened
| her masters
| To grope the human chicken breast wings
| one must
| Achieve the highest level of
| self realization to understand that my delusions slowly cause me to fade into nothingness
| So i went on a quest to consume all breasts to become awakened
| I began my search hot on the trail of a voluptuous
| Chicken leg
| Or, you know. Something approximating one
| When a giant bucket of chickens showed up and said:
| To get the breast you need to find and eat all the seven chicken balls
| "And also, there's like, this chicken god that can stop time in Egypt. Go stop him too."
| I was back on my journey before I knew it
| But I tripped and lost one of my balls, it rolled into
| A dood with sailor uniform, that absorbed it and became a stand user
| shit now what
| Let's try beating the heavenly shit out of the dude.
| I stabbed him(her?) but
| He used my lost ball as a shield and it hurt me
| In my pain, I unleashed the ultimate power of breasted chickens
| "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
the situation turns into epic anime battle
| NANI?!?!?!
| But then suddenly... Dogs
| i thought “anything but dogs”
| i suddenly turn into a half-human half-dog hybrid. my worst nightmare has come... i became... a FURRY.
| At this point I knew there was only one thing left to do:
| "I AM GA-" yeah okay, not that. Then it's "TRAPS ARE G-" okay maybe not that.
| The enemy started a discussion about either traps are gay or not. He's now distracted.
| And while they were distracted, I got my coin out and threw it near them.
| And using the traditional sexy commando technique of opening the pants ziper I finish him
| With a
| Prayer and an edgy speak about life, death, friendship, love. They totally needed that, and I'm the protagonist!
| The man is heavily injured and is on his knees. I walked towards him with my fluffy tail wagging and my doggy ears alert
| But suddenly! A 150 meter class titan popped out of nowhere and tries to squash the protagonist with his feet!
| But then he bites his thumb
| and turns into a 100 meter half-titan half-beast thing. yes... you become... a FURRY TITAN
| Obviously the 150 meter Titan wasn't scared. Instead, it asked for your fursona.
| My Fursona was *of course* a tapeworm
| Thus, I charged towards the titan at full speed, but I was stopped by
| his massive furry dick
| and i was down on my knees before i knew it
| And what happens next is up to your imagination. Anyway the next day you find yourself at church
| Thinking about big meaty
| Chicken Breasts
| So you went outside to go to the convenience store, then you realise you didnt bring money!
| You start blaming the capitalism and decide that it's time for changes. You begin the revolution. For chicken breasts.
| While wearing a fun hat, you grab your gun and get to work.
| You walk into the nearest KFC and hold them at gunpoint, screaming "Hand over my bretheren!"
| As the chickens that KFC secretly held in the back flocked together and rushed out the doors, your bushy tail and animal-like features recede. The sight of your free brothers and sisters stirred a reawakening in you. Your avian body returns, great round breasts and all.
| BWARK!
| And now you decide to go home. But you don't know where your house is or if yoy have one
| so you procrastinate and head to publix
| Just to find you chicken breast ex-chickfriend
| You weep, for she is already dead.
| So you go in a search for where she has been buried
| You approach a man crossing the street. "Excuse me sir, do you know where my chickenbreasted ex-chickfriend is? She's about this tall and is buried around here somewhere"
| The man turns out to have kinks for you and unzips his pants. He slowly fondles your warm chicken breasts while nibbling your ear gently. You gently let out a shuddering breath.
| Buuuuut, when he sees you Chicken balls he says:
| Traps are Gay
| I shove him off, hearing this grave offense to the honor of my waifu I
| Withdraw a magnificent sword from my anus and brandish it gloriously, shouting
| These breasts are only for the worthy now show me the grave before i smite thee!
| Before he manages to form any words, I suddenly awaken in my bed with my body in a coma-like state, yet unusually aware of
| the big breasted chicken sitting beside me and my furry arms and claw like hands
| Your anus still hurts for some reason. You get up.
| When you stand up, you feel an awful sting coming from your anus. You look down,
| And see you laid an egg
| Time for breakfast!
| But the egg hactched and from it came out
| Baby Kuthulu. He stares up at you lovingly and gurgles, "Momma?"
| Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
| And then you woke up from your dream
| And your father demanded you to have some bonding time with her
| And yes, your father is a woman
| You complied but the bonding was too literal,
| You don't know how, you don't know why, but you somehow managed to glue yourself to your father with a combination of space tape and cornflakes
| He caresses your face, saying "Yes, this is normal, this is good."
| You feel his chest hair and the cornflakes scratch against your bare, naked body and
| I said "I thought you were supposed to be dead."
| "I am, and so are you. Did you really think using your ass as a sheath was a good idea?" He replied.
| "Fuck off dad, you don't understamd me!"
| "Yes Son, you don't understandstand I am the
| "I am the reason pineapple on pizza is hated."
| "I am the pineapple overlord of death fighting to end all chicken breasts and their nasty taste on pizza"
| All of the sudden everything made sense. I stood up and yelled,
| "IT WAS YOU WHO BETRAYED ME."
| Father, I AM YOUR FATHER
and my own grandfather
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOØ
| And then I grabbed an inception usb stick that transfers people between dreams, I. . .
| Break into the song and dance of my people to activate it. The chicken dance, if you will.
| I grab a slice of pineapple pizza. I don't like the taste of it. I throw up all over my bathtub and then I quickly stood up. I slipped and fell down and broke fractured my skull and bent my legs outwards. I am writing this from my PC in Hell. Don't eat pineapple pizza or you may end up in Hell and nothing but Devils and Spirits.
| BUT IT WAS ALL JUST A FLASHBACK.
| Yes! I remember this now. The sword of promised victory I pulled from my ass — I remember it all now, the reason I'm alive, the moment of this fight–
"ASSSSCALIBUR!"
I shouted with all my might, as everything fades to light.
| Father only chuckles.
"Son,"
He begins with a knowing but grieving smile on his face:
"You'll always make the same mistake. You may defeat me here, but your ass will always hurt."
| "Remember that."
| Tears prick in your eyes as you let out an angry battlecry and slice your dad's head clean off... Both of them.
| But the heads merge, start floating and she(your father) said:
| please kill me please please
| And then I did.
| But that triggred the world
And it stopped time
| you see everyone stopped but...
| Your favorite chicken who you killed at the very top of this thread.
| beep
| KIRA QUEEN the chicken exploded rewinding time to yesterday
| Then I saw part 2 of this thread and decided to go there.
| [OP]
F I N.. for now.
I want to thank all of you for participating in this, whatever the fuck. like I mean, as soon as chickens came into the equation it was 0-100 real quick. 10/10 story writing.
I'll see you all in part two ;)
| the v2 that's posted wasn't posted by me but ok haha
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