be careful with discord links!!!!
| male homosexuals are some of the most promiscuous people on planet earth, how badly must you have fucked up to need a dildo as a secret santa gift
| LMAO gotta block those tracking cookies and fingerprinting techniques, son.
| >buying sextoys online from major retailers
Either buy directly from the source or through your local sexshops.
A cardboard box can't replace the feeling of watching the cashier look at you looking at lubes
| Is there a danger/u/ Secret Santa that I missed, or is it from a different community?
Also, fully agree with >>1079012 here. Support your local dealer. The staff can help you choose the right present and may even chime in some tips from their own experience. Just because the store doesn't has the exact model that Amazon has doesn't mean you'll find something nice there.
| I think you look on Google Maps for ‘adult shop’ and ‘sex toy shop’ but I’d bee too scared! I looked them up a lot then bought mine on Amazon!
| >>1079138
Congratulations, Amazon has sold all the data from your purchase. Your local adult store now knows what you buy anyway
This thread is closed.
| >be me, in discord secret santa
>someone dms me the amazon link for their present
>i open it in a new tab and think nothing of it
>a few hours pass and i'm closing all my tabs
>i suddenly get flashbanged with a dildo on amazon
>confused asf cause of some dildo on my screen
>i'm still logged into amazon
>i've been logged into amazon this whole time
>i check my recommended products
>full of dildos and lube
ffs amazon thinks i'm gay now