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Seeing a movie with a g/u/rl this weekend

| Any tips so I don't make a fool of myself?


| Put your dick in the popcorn box.


| >get large box of popcorn
>cut a hole in the bottom
>stick your g/u/rlcock in the popcorn box
>wait
>a miracle occurs


| Sloppy makeouts in the back of the theater date, or eni9y the movie together date?
Because they have different advice paths.


| >>1078099
She reserved seats in the back of the theatre, but it’s for a movie we’re both interested in seeing so I’ll have to feel out the situation.


| she wants to have sex with you. if she says she doesn't she is testing you and wants you to "push" her into it. make sure she knows you know what she really wants without her having to tell you. you might have to hit her a little, that's just how she was raised. she wants to have sex with you, don't let her down, make it happen.


| >>1078116
I feel like it’s one of those situations where I’m just going to have to pray that I don’t misinterpret anything


| put your dick in the popcorn box, grab your girl by the nape of her neck, and smash her face into the popcorn box until she's cleaned all the popcorn grease off you


| >>1078124
What if I only bought a soda?


| Hand feed her soda to get cute little mouth and ask her to lap up like neko girl =(^.^)=


| I hope it turns out to be a bad movie. Because with bad movies there's more to talk about and your post-kino conversations might go much smoother.

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