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Not enough Charlie Kirk tributes
| Charlie Kirk is the most annoying dead guy.
| a black man died and government gave him a golden coffin, and had our political leads all take a knee bow and touch it. he got more reverence from our government than the death of the pope, or any other leader in our history.
| >>1072308
Blacks aren’t very smart it’s good to be gentle with them and show you care. Kirk should have known better.
| Charlie Kirk lost the Gun Control Debate.
| What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite exercise?
Jumping to conclusions.
| Charlie Kirk, Ayn Rand, and Gary Johnson walked into a bar.
They all die of lead poisoning because there’s no government to regulate how much lead the barman is allowed to put into his drinks.
| Charlie Kirk tried meditation once..
He argued with his inner voice for 45 minutes.
| The difference between Charlie Kirk and Charlie Kirk jokes…
…is that the jokes can get old.
| Charlie Kirk adopts pronouns was/were in bold new identity shift.
| At the end Charlie Kirk finally leaned left.
| Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk,
He got smoked, can’t help but smirk…
| Why does Charlie Kirk enjoy puzzles?
Because he’s always missing the bigger picture.
| What’s Charlie Kirk’s favorite type of game?
Mental gymnastics.
| Why did the scarecrow follow Charlie Kirk on Twitter?
Because he believed he needed more straw men.
| How does Charlie Kirk play hide and seek?
He hides from facts and seeks validation.
| How does Charlie Kirk solve a problem?
By creating a bigger one to distract you.
| Why couldn’t Charlie Kirk play musical chairs?
He wouldn’t adjust his position.
| How does Charlie Kirk spell “debate”?
D-I-V-I-S-I-V-E.
| Why did Charlie Kirk visit the farm?
To learn how to milk an opinion.
| What’s Charlie Kirk’s workout regime?
Lifting half-truths and running from questions.
| What did Charlie Kirk do when he found a logic puzzle?
Dismissed it as fake news.
| Why would Charlie Kirk excel as an astronaut?
He’s already living in his own world.
| Why doesn’t Charlie Kirk need a stunt double?
His opinions already do enough twisting and turning.
| What’s Charlie Kirk’s hidden talent?
Misinterpreting the obvious.
| Says he's pro-life.
Dies anyway.
| Charlie Kirk lost debate on gun violence
| Charlie Kirk was anti-vax and still received the shot.
| charlie kirk: "your body, my choice" (2025)
bullet: "your body, my choice" (2025)
| >>1072376
it's honestly not even funny, spare for maybe >>1072345
>>1072332 is supposed to be funny? arguing with your inner voice is just meditational practice... i spot unenlightenment enthusiasths...
>>1072334 started out as a jab against trannies...
| Do you condem furry inflation fetishes? If not we cannot continue this dialogue
| I think every fetish is a furry inflation fetish! Humans are animals! Erections!
| >>1072392
there's nothing meditative about arguing with your inner voice... especially not the way kirk "argues" . dumb
| >>1072410
your showing that your unwilling to question yourself which denotes rigidity and low wisdom levels
| It's strange to me why some people try to make such a fuss and "a big deal" out of charlie kirk's death, when one of us common folk dies, no one bats an eye
When a regular person gets shot, no one says anything
When there's a school shooting in the US, no one says anything
But when a random right-wing fella gets shot, everyone gets serious, and demand empathy and respect
Where is that empathy and respect for the common folk?
I'm not saying it wasagood thing, but this is strange.
| >>1072413
>Where is that empathy and respect for the common folk?
he is a common folk. it's a big deal because willingness to have an open debate was met by extermination, and the left celebrated it. that is all
| >>1072413
>When there's a school shooting in the US, no one says anything
Are you retarded? What cave do you live in?
| >>1072419
Kirk was a liar, a manipulator and a griefer. Everyone on this board knows his stick wasn't open debates and that's not why he died. He was anti free speech, like all far right idiots.
| >>4c263b
Time after time I've seen examples online where a MAGA made up some outlandish scenario, posted it online, then got mad about it – genuinely angry – as though their fabrication was real.
It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to gaslight yourself…
| >>1072430
feminazi yoga doesn't count
>>1072432
everything in that post is baseless leftie parroting
if YOU can't debate people when they invite you to an open mic session that is a SKILL ISSUE
>>1072434
IDquoter ignored
| You know, I was crying after his death. I'm a firm believer that you you should you treat people by how they lived, not by how they died.
So that's why I cried tears of joy knowing that 1,400 potential terrorists died within the same week as charlie death.
I'm proud of the lord for killing them before they could pollute America with their Islamic ideals.
And I also thank him for making me white, so I don't have to deal with consequences of spreading my honest beliefs.
| https://apnews.com/article/afghanistan-earthquake-deaths-50fe948763c786f36780267a8a7e9afc
| Cum tributes?
| Yeh
| >>1072432 no, people didnt know that. Most people never heard of him till he died. Then we watched, we listened, and saw what he believed in. Treating the American citizens right, and that not everyone is compatible with our countries values. That all people can achieve excellence no matter their skin color. He wasn't racist, he wanted the best for all Americans, he wasn't a grifter he believed in what he said, he was more free speech than anyone on the left.
| >>c4b1a8
rightoid-kun is samefagging again. everyone on this board knows you already responded to that post earlier.
| >>1072432 kirk was a good boy, and for every post you bots make i'll donate $2 to tpusa (i'd make it higher but you'd make me go bankrupt)
| >>1072582 I mean ill keep the post alive for donations even if its not something I believe in.
>>1072565 my brother in christ I spawned outa no where and you call me a clone. I may be an npc but that's the pot calling the kettle black (nigger)
| Even a wet fart would be too much tribute to that idiot "Charly Kirk".
In a healthy society this guy wouldn't have become a public stage. He could live from honest work with actual common value (e.g. cleaning toilets). But he chose the dark path beeing the unofficial propaganda minister of a retarded, backwarded, reactionist and inherently anti-humanist politicial movement.
I don't miss him. My only problem with his assasination is that it was politically stupid.
| >>1072582
Going bankrupt shouldn't be a problem for your kind. Do what you always do if any problems occur: Blame evil leftist and/or random minorities for the failure of your idiocy.
| I would have had sex with Charlie Kirk if he’d been nice to me
| WORSHIP HIM!! WORSHIP HIM!!
| >>1072588
>you could have been a labor slave, but you chose to stand up for what you believe in by the force of arm- uh, literally just fucking speaking
>>1072589
in the same league with "i blame everyong but me for not succeeding" there is also blacks...
>>1072599
>not dancing on someone's grave is worshiping
| >>1072601 I don't think a majority of normal non hyper online leftoids are celebrating this or defending murdering people but they are tired of being pressured to sanewash Kirks legacy and treat him like a hero or risk losing work or be doxed or forced to build statues of him outside every college campus as if he was the new MLK.
People are sick of govenrment censorship mandates being rammed down their throat, people outside America are tired of being told to clap like seals.
| To quote a 2011 movie " I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob, gay-bashing, racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that's not the edge. That's what sells.
| They couldn't possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the "Oh no, you didn't say that!" generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth. No one has any shame anymore, and we're supposed to celebrate it"
| >>1072655
>people outside America are tired of being told to clap like seals.
No one outside america ever heard about this before, you clueless buffoon. This is something you pulled from your ass while you wrote that rambling wall of text.
| >>1072658
People outside the U.S. don't care if they start killing each other for their selfish, perverted and twisted views about "freedom". Some may even have hope the U.S. will shrink more and more with their stupid MAGA idiocy. Trump is exactly that kind of born-rich bigot, supremacist idiot who doesn't understand what actually made the U.S. "great". At core he even shares the same believes in the same lies like the demonized liberals.
| This is the most retarted attempt to burn down the Reichstag yet...
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| You better worship! You don't wanna be seen as unamerican do ya?