Poop thread
| I start.
Consistency: crumbly yet play doh like
Color: #452f13
Smell: Slight smell from following fart
Shape: Small balls clumped together into congolomerates
Wipe Necessity: Non existant, very clean, only one paper needed
Overall experience 10/10 would poop again
| Consistency: stoney, hard to dent
Color: #7f8386
Smell: odourless
Shape: rock-like with sharp jagged edges
Wipe necessity: chirurgical intervention required
Overall experience 8/10 could do without all the blood
| knowing ive created a bunch of poop statisticians makes me so fuckin happy
| pic? vid?
| Absolute state of /u/ when literal poop thread is still better than a numerous self promote thread
| Now this is shitposting!
| មហងយិិក្កកលលោផើលងេ១ដង៥០ើុំប៤២ដបន្៥៨ហន
| Had some amazing strawberry cheesecake at my brother's wedding. As I was laying in bes at 7am I could feel my stomach. Sharted, then very loudly shit in the bathroom that is connected to my parents bedroom
| A strong daughter! Truly sisters, cheer such a woman! Cheer such strength! A log falls in the forest- and it makes a sound!
Hurray!
This thread is closed.
| Just checking in. How has poop passed between your g/u/rl cheeks today?
Please add your poop. I need consistency, color, smell, shape, and wipe necessity.