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I love my mommy cuz she fucked my dad

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| Quality thread. Have you taken your vitamins?


| >>105705
The ones labelled Viagra, yes?


| >>105712
Chad, did you open the upper racks again? Don't do that.

Now, put down that vitamin. Okay? We don't want you to start whiplashing your thingamajig like yesterday.


| >>105713
I just noticed how beautiful you look tonight. Please let me inside your asshole for a moment or two


| >>105721
No, Chad. No. We talked over this yesterday. I am not into that kind of thing.

Please don't bring anymore of your "toys" to my room.


| >>105724
Since you're also my toy, does that mean you can sleep in mine from now on? Can we share the bed? Let's share the bed.


| >>105727
Chad, for crying out loud, no. Last time we did that, you drank too much of that Viagra and I swear I heard something pulsating from under your pants.

I am NOT having a nightmare about that again.


| >>105733
No nno no no no I'll turn it into a dream!! Please let me fuck you, you've made me wait for so long! It's not gay if the dog watches!


| Keep going, I am now monitoring this thread.


| Great! See? The dog's here now.


| >>105737
How the fuck is that supposed to be better?! You came back from the goddamn military saying that you needed some time alone and then ONE FUCKING DAY, you decided to just slip that monstrous deformed wang to me.

That is not a fucking memory I'm not forgetting, you knob.


| >>105744
No they are not, Chad. The dogs fucking are not an excuse for us to do the same.


| >>105747
You're looking too deep into it, man, I'm just sad and horny. I wasn't sad before, but now I am because of what you said about my dick. How could you, dude? You totally enjoyed the whole thing.


| *woof*

*woof*


| >>105749
I-I didn't! You were gagging me with a tennis ball! I swear I needed CPR the moment you creampied me.

You are fucking sick, Chad. Don't ever come back to my room.


| >>105752
M-man.. You looked so beautiful back there... Heh.. Come on, I'll go easy on you this time, I promise. Can't you see how much the dogs want us to fuck? Would you really do this to both me and the dogs?


| >>105759
I just don't know, Chad. I don't know. I don't want to have anymore nightmares. I don't want to feel your warm, pulsing dick anymore.

Just fucking leave already. Don't knock the doors anymore, I'm trying to be alone.


| *woof*

*pant*


| >>105760
Anon, you don't get it.. I need you. Please let me stay. If it's gotta come to this, then I must promise you, no cock tonight. The only warm thing you'll be feeling is my loving embrace. No sex, no tennis balls, no handcuffs.. Just us. Okay? Please... I can't be left alone.


| >>105764
Don't you dare lie to me, Chad. Don't you ever dare. I.. whatever.

The door's open. Do whatever. I'm not even going to resist. I just can't see you crying openly again.


| >>105783
I won't lie. I want to tell you the truth. I want to be okay as much as I want myself to be okay.

I love you, Anon.


| *bark
that's pretty gay
*pant*


| what the fuck is going on in here


| ...and when you opened that door you saw something that changed your life forever, what led you to fighting crime...you saw...you saw your dad fuck your mom
>Anyone get the referance?


| >>106538 /cyb/ is leaking out. Either that, or they have planned on hijacking this board


| wtf is this gay shit?


wtf


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