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Little silly inventions
| a robot vacuum with built in life-counselling; people would be so receptive to something like that, seen as cute and harmless and things. fill it with pre-selected professional suggestions and have it say "you look cute today" at random times when people walk past
| A couch that gives you warm fuzzy feeling when you rub it.
| Technically I have done and made this, but I'm still proud of it, so I'll share the idea:
A DIY "Reactive Smart Home" Hub. It's made using a Raspberry Pi 3 and a few Arduino. It activates my heater, lights, and turns on my computer through a WoL (Wake-on-LAN) packet.
I have it activated whenever I'm back home and it shuts down automatically whenever I'm going outside — all this is detected through the presence of my phone's MAC address in the local WiFi network.
| >>105044the garbage bin one it's really easy to make, just need a sensor and a speaker, hope you make it op
| Something really silly would be to put a speaker into a dakimakura
| >>105114
Yeah, that would happen. "Must.. press... the switches" or something like that.
Thankfully, I never have my phone missing from me. Whenever I have a new phone, I just rerun the script to enter the new phone's MAC address.
| >>105116
Okay, that sounded stupid, but then I realize that this is extremely doable.
I don't want to imagine the thought of charging a dakimakura though.
| A software that will greet you whenever you'r in its close proximity. Attached to a robot vaccuum.
| Hmmm.......
A socks with tracker to search for their location.
| >>105154 more like a creep device, imo, but you can give it to a loved one so you know where they are. ^^
| onahole that moans while you use it
| >>105236
I don't want to imagine disembodied replica of a vagina that is able to produce risque moaning sounds.
| Body pillow that hugs you back
| >>105280 Try holding a little bluetooth speaker (with moaning Japanese girl sound, of course) then shake it near your groin area.
Now listen.
| >>105452 You're technically wishing for someone in a costume suit. Fluffy like a pillow, and hugs you back.
| a dakimakura that talks to you actually already exists:
https://goo.gl/cwxNNa
| >>105086
Honestly, I really like this. I have a weakness for cute little robots, and if one talked to me, I would be instantly enamored.
| An umbrella which starts to play Godot's theme when it's open and wet.
| A detector up on a chimney which detects water and sends signal to a fireplace which starts to play Godot's theme
| A recumbant bike with a built in vibrator. The vibrator can have adjustable positions for vaginal or anal pleasure at any height. This device allows the modern person, who doesn't have time for *just* masturbation or *just* exercise to satisfy both needs, without causing problems in their busy schedule. Order yours today!
| >>105546 Wow.. Next invention would be a dakimakura with a build in fleshlight, dildo + splurt function, where the speaker produces moaning noises once it detects that those parts are getting used?...
| a machine that can project your daydream or imagination into a screen.
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| Got any creativity?
A garbage bin that burps when you throw trash in it.
or
A little automatic fire truck that waters your lawn. (I know there're sprinklers but it'll be fun to watch)