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| We (me (16F) and my girlfriend (17F)) were hanging out on saturday night at my place, since my fam wasn’t around this particular weekend., and we were watching the new(ish) hunger games movie (songbirds and snakes) while we were laying on the couch together. We were straight chillin.
| It was getting kind of hot in the room we were in, and so my girlfriend (17F) took off her shirt to cool down. Instead of acting normal and without thinking, I screamed: “BAZINGA! Look at those honkers!” at an ear piercing volume.
| For context, I was a bit high from the joint I had earlier, and I am somewhat of an alpha, so it's in my nature to assert my dominance (not that it justifies my actions).
After my siege on her eardrums, she looked up at me with mild disgust, or maybe confusion. I am worried I made her uncomfortable or ruined the mood. Should I apologize? I wasn’t trying to objectify her (I promise)
So reddit, AITA for letting my sigma instincts take over?
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| Well social interactions are about making you both happy within the context of your life’s’ values- not some ‘rules’ of propriety silly! If she felt sad and hurt you shouldn’t do it again and make sure she knows you didn’t want her to feel that way. If you really want that in a relationship you need to find someone else who likes that too! BAZINGA have sex and have fun!!
| Objectifying titties is kinda my whole thing. When I see a hot rack I just can’t help but scoop a handful of those mondo melons. A bitch’s mounds might as well be a basketball the way I’m liable to slap and bounce em. Some may call it crass or sexist. I call it being true to my principles.
| Sorry OP, you lost me midway through. I forgot who was who and how old you and her were. Needs more clarification
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| you are breathtaking
| >>1044223 Sorry, I(2.4GHz) couldnt catch that part. Can you write again with corresponding ages and genders please?
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| So, I (16F) recently found myself in a bit of a situation with my girlfriend (17f) who we will call Sahra (17F), and I’m not sure I (16F) handled the predicament well or not. Here is the course of events, as I (16F) recall from my (16F) personal recollection: