today i crashed my car
| shame you didn't kill yourself
| Kiss kiss! Make sure the bumper doesn’t come off and it’s still road legal! I’m glad you’re ok
| *unsolicited advances* kiss kiss! *squirming LET ME PLOW YOU!* how did it happen? im glad your ok
| Use absurd amounts of duct tape and pretend it came like this
| >>1041518
>>1041526
i mean ZAMNN i just gotta wreck my car to get unsolicited kisses and affection? ITS THAT EZ?!
| Were you having sex while driving?
| come shine my bumper idiota!
| Did you make an aftertouch takedown though?
| >>1041526 snow and morning fatigue. i was stupid enough to crash into a sign with no car present too
>>1041537 my friend suggested the same lol. im considering it if the bumper ever comes off
>>1041624 no…
>>1041653 i’d be charged with manslaughter if that happened but thankfully no car were present
| >>1041520
<3 I’m glad to hear it- I used duck tape after my first collision but it will gradually weaken over a month or so! Now I use bungee chords my aunt gave me and they work very well!
>>1041561
*hug* I’m glad to see you’re driving safe too g/u/rl :>
>>1041674
And it wasn’t your cell phone or messing with the radio? I’ve needed to get better about that myself! Stay safe lovely g/u/rl
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| car bumper fucked but i can still drive it