danger/u/
Alright, something is definitely WRONG

| I've been pretty lucky for the last months.
-Ive got a cute girlfriend.
-Ive got 2 good deals for expensive cool stuff.
-Ive won 2 times the money I paid for new year bingo

The major ones being the good deals (since they are abroad items like a figure and an airsoft rifle fully kitted) AND my CUTE gf.

Should I expect a piano to fall on my head or what? Im scared...


| the girlfriend is a man, the expensive cool stuff has israeli microexplosives in it and they let you win bingo out of pity, clearly


| You should start playing mahjong


| Start gamble your life savings trust


| Sampling bias- you were lucky before but didn’t notice it. Stop playing bingo and have cute happy sex with the girl but expect the relationship not to last.


| >>1038274 I FUCKING LOVE MAHJONG RRRRAAAAAHHGHH


| >>1038450 MURRRDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOOODDDD ALTARRRRRRRRRRRR KOKUSHI DEEZ NUTTT


| >>1038450
NINE FUCKING GATES ON THE FIRST DRAW

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