i abhor stupid customers
| :profuse-and-intense-pain:
| People no understand big word! Go push button- get food! Want good food! Good thing same! They need to see a picture of it and you need to hold their hand and tell them they’re brave explorers who can discover the new dessert and feed them the ‘NEW flan’ in little forkfuls into their mouth and ask them how they like this new exciting dish and kiss them and tell them they’re your dessert because they’re so brave trying new things and then they cry with gratitude and beg your love.
| This is seriously like conditioning animals though they really need to be snapped out of the same cues as when they got it before or they’ll have the same expectations. I think having to say yes to a warning isn’t really hitting deep in their imagination and learned patterns of the world. It’s nice you help these poor dumb monkey brains enjoy their lives
| you get me lmaooo
| : 3 you make me feel so good rest well cutie
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| them: [order a staple dessert]
me: just to let you know, the recipe and appearance has changed, in case thats a dealbreaker for you
them: im sure its fine
[food arrives]
them: this is different :(
why