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Spooky stories for the spooky month!
| >suddenly hear a loud slapping on the door
>its 2am
>wtf.jpg
>dude starts banging some can after a few seconds
>wtf.jpg
>frantically run to the stove to get a frying pan
>see nothing
>remember she took them and left
>fuck you
>the banging is getting louder
>try finding the largest knife i can still find
>which is a butter knife
>something cracks, and i don't know if its the can or the flimsy security door
>run behind the diaper couch, can't even smell her shit for shit
| >1 second passes
>2 seconds pass
>then 1 minutes
>then two minutes
>finally gain my courage to creep out after what feels like an eternity of 5 minutes
>tip toeing with the butter knife glued to my hand
>slightly peek my head out of the flat window like i saw in fnaf 4
>see random guy passed out on the grass
>bit curious now, peek out more
>he's got a brown bag
>he's wearing a stained wife beater
>he's balding too
>fuck
>it's dad
| I'll try
OP walking into a bar and hits the door
she says "ouch"
| spooky story OP! did your dad ever get inside?
| >Be me 8 years old
>Walk into kitchen and see bomb with active countdown
>Panic and try to disarm the bomb
>Theres all these buttons but i cant make the countdown stop
>Panic more, sweat is running from my brow
>Countdown reaches 0:04 and I realize theres no time
>Run into the hallway and hide with my hands over my ears
| >Mfw theres bo explosion only a beeping noise
>I investigate
>It wasnt a bomb. It was the pan pizza i out into the microwave 2 minutes ago
>Mfw i eat it while feeling like the star and director of my own actionpanpizzacommercial
| >>1030157
I grew up with action movies and still bond over them with my parents.
>>1030208
It was an old model.
>>1030242
Thank you!
| https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW-ekcEDGHI
Hey! You stole that character from wkuk op!!
| A very quick acting one. That’s the thing- every object is as we defign it!!! Your rug can be a blanket! Your dog can be your therapist!
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| It's that time of the month again, g/u/rls.
I'll start:
>be me, 7ish years old
>go to sleep early excited for my friends birthday tomorrow
>home alone, cause parent is shitty like that
>wake up in the night craving sliced cheese
>drag my half-awake body to the kitchenette
>can still smell grandma's used diapers from yesterday on the way there
>stomach the smell and powerwalk to the fridge
>grab the sliced cheese
>enjoy life for 2.5 microseconds