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My cute coworker...
| Fire her
| If it's something that is actually hindering you from doing your job correctly I suggest talking to her about it, otherwise by bad man that's sad
| >>100201 no, she doesn't really affect my workflow but I hear a lot of complaints about her from others around the office
| I've been there, OP. Cute girl I had major crush on, ended up doing a lot of her work for her, covering for her, etc. In the end, wasn't worth it; would've been better to have just let her sink or swim on her own. Oh well.
| I have the same problem, I have a 4 person team & stats wise I do 48% of the work
| She only worked two days this week, being out sick. Some people said it was just lies but when I saw her today, she was in pretty bad shape
| why dont you go heal her,w sexual healing
| She wore a hoodie for the first time. It was pretty hot
| Yea, pump the sickness out of her.
| Only thing hotter would be if she actually wore the hood. That's hella hot for some reason
| Even if I find someone attractive, I'd never do their work unless they'll do mine in return.
Keep it professional.
| >She is seriously flat chested.
>I'm really into titfucking.
>She has a surprisingly nice booty for a white girl.
Do you guys see an assjob as a satisfactory replacement for a titjob?
| Assjob>titfuck
| Well, as I say a great ass can make up for a lack of breasts but not the other way around. Plus just about any woman can do an assjob but only a D cup or bigger can do a titfuck proper.
| Maybe she is into you and she's just trying to talk to you about whatever she thinks first. You should answer something cool or a funny tale from the past like "oh, yes, I used to know a guy that acted like that in middle school... blah, blah, blah"
| >>104819 I'm actually the other way around - nice tits can make make up for a poor ass
And titfucks are sometimes even more fun when her tits can't wrap all the way around. Then you really get to watch the action
| She actually confided in me today that one of the new sales guys has been making her feel uncomfortable because he's been inviting her to the gym. Now I'm afraid to say anything to her. Because apparently any type of flirting may get me fired. Inviting her to the gym is inappropriate? I hate these types of people. But I still want to fuck her.
| Well OP, I'd say there maaaay still be hope for you. If she can apparently confide in you then she seems to have some level of trust in you. If you really have interest in her, just casually ask her out for a coffee or something. As cliche as it may be people respond to that. Just be casual and cool about it and you just may score yourself a date. If she says no, be cool and carry on as a gentleman. Plain and simple.
| Btw, asking someone to the gym is weird as fuck. It's pretty much saying "hey wanna see me show off how much I can lift around other sweaty grunting strangers?" Unless you meet a girl at the gym, never ask them on a date to the gym.
| >>106063
Nope. Think of what kind of people consider gym invites creepy. Now consider what kind of people consider false victimhood ok.
Gtfo of there OP.
| >>106063 gotta agree with>>106503 that's suspect as fuck get her fired anonymously then fuck her or just btfo and dont get yourself involved
| remember op the wise words taught by our founding fathers:Don't stick your dick in crazy
| Or, you know, just don't get involved. Maybe she'll stick around, maybe she won't. She'll have to do it on her own merit.
| >>106503 yeah, that's exactly what scares me. How can I flirt with her if any little thing is going to make her a victim of harrassment?
I guess there's not a whole lot for me to do right now. Just keep things the way they are - let her approach me. Let her initiate the conversations, etc.
| >>107039 Just don't, cute girls are dime a dozen. I haven't seen you mention once that you love her personality, or that you get along really well with her, or that she really understands you, or anything pointing to wanting more than a quick fuck.
So let me ask you, is this girl *so cute* that one night of pleasure with her is worth risking your job?
| >>107264 good point. I guess I have been making it sound like nothing more than a hookup. I do like a lot of things about her personality and we do get along - I have to think that if we didn't get along well, then she would stop coming to visit me. I would definitely be interested in dating her. But I guess I never thought of that as a possibility because she has a boyfriend
| She's wearing glasses today. So hot with the front bangs
| I think you may be obsessed OP. She's taken, move on dude.
| Whoa hold on their OP, if she has a boyfriend already then there is no hope. Move along b0ss.
| lol it take over 30 posts before you say she has a boyfriend
| I can't hope?
| So she is just being totally platonic, you think?
| >She has a boyfriend
Never fuck a taken woman, even if she agrees, OP you dont want a mad boyfriend or Ex-boyfriend on your case
| I wonder what she is doing for the long weekend
| Fuckin
| I mean probably
| >>110506
OP. You're obsessed. What is it about this girl that's so special? What makes you think she'll complete you? What could motivate one to pursue a taken woman so passionately, one whom is yet described only as cute. For if she is not a great beauty of our era, I cannot understand what drives you so.
| ^Fuckin
| I mean probably
| >>110565 it's not an obsession. I just like her. I don't pursue her passionately. She engages me and I just would like something more to happen. But I haven't gone out of my way to interact with her
| She's kinda an innocent girl. I wonder if she wears granny panties or underwear that's more fun
| >"not an obsession"
>spends time thinking about the kind of underwear she uses
Pick one.
| Lol
| Is that obsessed or just horny?
| She 'caught' me outside this morning on my smoke break. I know her dad HATES it but I wonder if she cares
| Marry her
| Lol, humans these days.
| Don't think I could marry her
| Jesus, this thread is making me depressed. Do you all really want to fuck every cute girl you see?
| >>115628 Guess it's human nature to mate with the ones who each individual finds attractive. Like I'd mate with a cute male if a relationship won't work or isn't in the cards.
| Kabedon her
| Well, I've started applying to new jobs. So there's a possibility that she won't be my coworker for very much longer
| >>115628 she is not the only attractive girl in my office. We talk and there is a level of trust. There is a relationship
| Don't leave like this!
Grab her wrist and run, run as the wind until tou get to a place with a beautiful view
Then ask her in marriage, quit your jobs, open a small shop in the countryside, meet a traveler that'll tell you to go see the world
Wait for your children to grow give them the shop, travel to paris watch an eclipse from atop the Eifel tower, kiss each other, remember these times until the very end when you'll both die happy and old hand in hand with no regrets smiling
| Just transfer give a cordial goodbye and put the whole thing behind you. Maybe you'll find a better girl in your next job.
| Don't give up, get the girl and share your eternal love story with us so I can feel even worse about myself but happy for you
| >>117414 yeah, but it'll always kinda feel like the one that got away, won't it? I guess not if I find someone better
| Just kill her in cold blood
You'll feel great
| Her dad will hate me if I leave. I wonder if that will affect our relationship
| Please stop giving OP bad advice.
She has a boyfriend. This is a work relationship, her dad won't hate you for getting another job, and if you guys were really friends you'd still hang out after the job switch.
| >>119919 if she has a boyfriend then he just needs to enter the deep web hire a hacker to dig up dirt or an assassinand to take the enemy out of the picture then do the crazy romance manga sequence to live happily ever after
| I like the assassin idea
| My other coworker thinks that my crush will be promoted after I leave
| It'll be like you're giving her a promotion. A final demonstration of your love ❤
| How do I denko?
| Goddamn, what has this thread become? Hell, what has this world become?
This is why I don't leave my house anymore!
| >>122053 mustard. Of course. It's so simple, I can't believe I never saw it before. Mustard is the key to the heart
| >>122042 I really wasn't expecting very much interaction on this thread. It was really just gonna be me commenting whenever she crossed my mind
| >>122188 When you are about to leave the job you may could tell her how you felt about her and that she is or was the most beautiful for you. Maybe something comes out of that if you are not satisfied with being friend zoned.
| Still think you should kill her BF
| Today, she's wearing both the heels and the glasses
| Go on ask her out, confess your love, get dumped, feel depressed, your childhood friend will try to make you feel better, you'll look eye to eye, and get closer, closer and suddenly a kiss, one you'll never forget, the beginning of the rest of your lives as your newfound love gets stronger by the minute and then the purpose of your life will be finally clear, you were born for her and soon marriage! Children! Dreams! Love!
| Just keep on fantasizing like the rest of us and die lonely.
| Rape her already, it worth the jail time
| I think that she has really tiny areolas
| >>123431 don't fantasize, take action!
Challenge har boyfriend to a duel to death and as you two throw punches at each other she will cry for you to stop and her tears will shine behind a rainy backdrop with lightning and suddenly the last punch! Both you and your rival fall on the floor
The next day you wake up on the hospital bed with her by your side hoping you're all right, that's when your rival on the other side of the curtain thingie will say "you won, take her with you"
| And with the blessings of the only other man worthy of her you and the coworker finally marry and your rival becomes your best friend and also finds love, with the nurse that was tending to him
| I can even see the manliness the lightning the romance and even the hospital bed scene, go for it g/u/rl!
| t-that's forbidden love, op!
| Ah forbidden love!
You and her meeting secretly at bight to avoid the anger of her father, the arranged marriage with a man she does not love.
Run away with her, get caught red handed she'll be imprisoned in the basement and only ypu can save her go! Kill the guards defeat the other guy in a fair gunfight, get her father's approval marry her and live in constant fear of assassins sent by the reat of her family
| Leave your job, meet her the last day you'll see each other late at night, try to say ypu love her, get interrupted by a sudden rain, find shelter just the two of you without umbrellas, in this stuck situation you confess your love and she says she's sorry and then kisses you and you two cry for the love that could have been
| Play Monopoly together. When she sees how good you are with money, she'll be putty in your hands.
| Just because there is a goalkeeper doesn't mean you can't score
| OP you're being dumb. If she has a BF, she'll only consider you a friend or if she's a bitch, a tool.
| >>123930 you're being a fool, romance will bloom between those two, I'll write a book about it and their happiness will be my happiness
| what even is this thread e_e
| >>124025 a thread where I try to manipulate the OP so both of us can get what we want
He wants the girl and I want a touching love story about coworkers who had forbidden love and went through all the non tragic tropes of romance
| >>123453 yes. This is awesome. Then we'll make love on the hospital bed, where he's just on the other side of the curtain and can hear everything
| >>124908 ok now you're sounding like creep, do you really love her, or just hate the other guy for having a girl you couldn't get?
| Her front bangs are pretty hot
| This is starting to get more creepy than it should
Yandere OP....
| I wonder if she will even show up today. There was snow last night and today is Friday. I'm expecting that a lot of people will just be like fuggit
| >>127123 I second this
And when she opens the door you hug her OP and say you can't bear to stay away any longer
| Please don't give danger/u/ a reputation as a website for felons.
| She said that she doesn't like sushi. I can no longer go on. My lust has been overcome by hatred.
| This is the end of this thread, friends.
| I'm at a loss for words....
| So that's how it ends?
The girl says "I don't like sushi"
The guy says "then you're not worthy you bitch"
And the girl says "ok, I don't like guys with fish breath anyway"
And both go their own way?
That's the most disappointing ending of all!
I can't believe I wasted my time fantasizing romantoc scenarios for you just so it ended like this....
| is op some kind of sushi fetishist? wtf
| How can you be with a girl that don't get down with sushi?
| Sushi is awesome! What kind of monster doesn't like it?
| I want to eat sushi off her naked body
| I'd take OP with sushi fetish all day, rather than the one that think stalking is a good way to get in relationship with her
| It's not a fetish lol it's that if you don't like sushi, there's something wrong with you
| I just can't understand it, that's all
| >she doesn't like sushi
Fucking dropped. Better luck next time OP.
| A fitting ending to this madness.
| She kinda gave me the stinkeye when she came to talk but I was already chatting with someone else. She hasn't been back all day
| OP moves on fast.
Cold as ice.
| It wasn't another girl. Just another coworker
| This is what an interactive drama is like
| >>130319
Is all ok with her? Isnt that a bit too jumpy and spoiled bratish? Or maybe shes menstruating.
That she already has a bf is such a chore. Is she doing well with him?
If she keeps on behaving like a bitch who knows you like her and drags you along, just dont mind her anylonger and concentrate on your work.
| Stab her to death
Dip sushi on her blood
Eat blood dibecome illumisushi
Help gather 3 others with different foods
Form the illumirangers: blood dipping stabber squad Ex3 ultimate super dimensional action
| >>130706 not gifted, bored of life and committed to my current character created by accident, when I get bored of him he'll vanish as if it never existed until then:
Stabby time
Dip doritos
Blood dip tasty
| I ended up working from home today cause of the flu. So, didn't see her
| I like how this has become OP's blog post. It feels like we've really developed our own liittle micro community. :)
| OP, I thought we had moved on..? Why are you lingering?
| >>132112 because she betrayed him by saying she didn't like sushi when she was actually eating sushi with another guy and to make matters worse that guy was his handsome evil twin brother named juan with a mustachio!
| Lol I hate sushi too, give me her number OP.
| >>130907
Good. You dont bring him up until she does. You can hint her into seeing if she will bring him up or not. Like invite her to some activity, harmless activity, just to see if she will fit that to her timeschedule or tell you she is busy spending time with her bf. Get info subtly out of her, read her involuntary hints. Act seemingly innocent, but deduce everything you can from any situation. You have her in your workplace, potential opportunities every day.
| >>132112 I know it's not meant to be. I know fate has a sushi-lover waiting for me, somewhere. But she curled her hair today. It's so pretty
| >>133153 Thank you sir.
>>133154 wtf. Who gives a shit. You eat sushi and let her eat ramen or anything she likes. You have her at work. Be there. Not intrusively but be there. Allow her to 'catch' you looking at her while she is busy but not more than twice per day. You don't want to be a creep. But she must feel your testosterone wind from affar.
| Hi
| >>133154 Yeah OP! Don't waste your time on a girl who's taste is so shit that she can't even enjoy the majesty of sushi.
Your sushi loving dream girl is out there waiting for you, don't make her wait for your coworker.
| If you compliment her hair or shoes, and act feminine, her 'male guard' lowers, and she'll treat you like a girlfriend. I got to feel alot of friends boobies and clams this way. Not really a long con either, pretty sure all of them knew i was straight, but it drops the akward walla easily enough
| >>133233 yes. I have used this in the past - let them catch you admiring them once in a while. I like
| I wonder what she's doing right now. At 230am
| I mean, her feelings since I'm not her....
| I'm really not
| How is this thread still alive!
| I like it.
Still think OP is obsessed tho
| >>135997
Let's keep it going, without spam and unrelated topics, she's taken anon, don't break a relationship for another
| Hai, I'm newb here, but this thread is like the last three months for me, except worse, she's Latina, has no bf, is 10 years younger than me(23), and either doesn't know how to say no, or is maybe interested but concerned by my extreme unrequited love that she knows about but was conveyed in such an awful blundering way that she couldn't possibly have accepted it because I'm self-sabotaging and depressed. So now we exist in such an awkward situation, and I feel so bad for creating.
| I was|am so depressed I started going to the gym out of desperation. It has helped, and I explained that I go when I am feeling bad about everything, so now when I am having a bad day she tells me to go to the gym, because she cares about me (I assume), but again, it's unclear if she cares about ME, or if she cares about me like she cares about a homeless person. Some days I feel better lately and we talk like old times, like nothing happened, but I can't shake the feeling she...
| doesn't want to let me get too close, whether because she isn't interested but wants me to feel happy, or she's afraid b\c she IS interested and unsure about me, and doesn't want a broken heart if it turns out that I'm not the one. I'm not even sure what I feel anymore because maybe it's just become an obsession to know how she feels and what's going on with her. Trust me, I'm well aware of the issues with this and go to therapy weekly (started long before this), but I can't even..
| So much for the let's try to not derail.....
| find the neutral area where we can both just cool down and observe and sort things out. I know there are red flags, and I know it's a long shot - I'm not normally the romantic, rather the realist - but it just doesn't make sense to me, and I can't get anything real from her on this even though she has no problem talking\bringing up about other personal things in her past. Also I forgot to mention we work together and normally I would have been done, no talk to ever anymore by now.
| >>136188 fuck no, shit's back on the rails... I'm just getting started. Well, done for now, but I'll let the dust settle and see what the verdict is. -V-
| Cool story, bros
| Newbs should learn to have some manners to not hijack people's threads...
| >>136196 hey, there are some interesting similarities here. I never mentioned, but my coworker is also 10 years younger than me.
| >>136360 This did occur to me tbh, I apologize. It is relevant though at least. Take it or leave it I guess...
>>136502 I don't recall if you mentioned your\her age, but my therapist said it may just be inexperience... new to working world, it's not as great as everyone said, bored, likes to have someone to talk to, doesn't realize there are lonely guys that try to be professional but can't help but feel something from all the attention, most important, doesn't know how to say no.
| Being the only one at the office on the weekend. Kinda want to go up to her office. But it's kinda weird
| Seasons change but this thread stays the same.
| This thing is still alive huh? War, war never changes.
| ('Maybe' from The Inkspots plays in the background)
| So what happened? Anything new?
| Her dad is an even worse coworker
| she has an Dad?
| OP, you've mentioned her dad a couple of times. What's your relationship with her dad?
| Forget your coworker, you need to fuck her dad!!
| Threesome with her and her father!
| Ask if she likes ice skating OP.
| Her dad is the boss and owner of the company. Which explains why she can be a bad coworker and there is no consequence
| He was late on payroll. Again. This is now three paychecks in a row that we have gotten paid a day late. Like, that is your most important job. To pay us. That's what we are here for. To exchange labor for money.
| >1398588
Did you just reveal her dad as the owner this far into the thread?
Like the boyfriend?
OP you need to find someone single and not a coworker for your own good
| >>140394 >>140690
But still why would you go after the boss's TAKEN daughter who has shown little interest in you
| Delet this thread
| It's not like I picked her because of her relationship to the business. She is just really cute. I think most things start from simple attraction
| She hates sushi. Kill with impunity.
| I didn't even see her today. She ended up leaving early.
| Her glasses have a yellow tint to them. It's kinda weird.
| Damn late on payroll by a day I sure wish I lived in what seems like a first world country just like op with these sort of problems with enough time to ignore my future and strengthen my bond with the boss's daughter. (No offense intended)
| I masturbated thinking about her
| Overheard the end of a conversation with her dad:
Her: something about going to a concert
Her dad: "don't you need a boyfriend for that?"
Do you think she is single?
| TLDR. Did the OP break into her home and hide under her bead yet?
| Just switch jobs already this will not end well and you know it.
| This thread is like watching someone announce to people the thing he's most proud of only to then curb stomp it
| Part of what I like is that she's so innocent. She just told me that she's never drank before
| Find out about the concert. Clarify that boyfriend question mark. Get info. The closer you get, the less problematic it will be to talk and discover things.
| >>144857
And if you get the opportunity, tell her that if she feels like trying what drinking is like, you would be honoured to tag along so and answer her questions she might have during the experience.
| Yeah, I did tell her that if she wanted to try drinking, that I could help her out and it would be a no-pressure thing
| I think she knows that I'm being genuine about that. But she just really has no desire to drink
| It is fine to reduce the distance between you a tiny bit everyday. The most difficult part of this all is to show that you are attracted to her without being a creep. You seem to have that covered. So keep on with the the positive continuous presure. Be ready to interrupt it for a while if she mentions in anyway her bf though. At least for a while, till she comes to you because she misses that soft sweet constant attention. She will know the reason why you stopped, dont worry.
| soft, sweet, constant attention
*takes notes*
| She curled her hair again. So pretty
| >>145745 what was the goal again, to fuck her or date her? I think>>145471 sounds creepy as fuck, like manipulative and not the way to have a healthy relationship. Work on yourself and your confidence will be the thing that makes the difference, not underhanded date-rape tricks.
| YO I HEARD SOMEONES BEEN PERVIN AFTER MUH GURL, LIKE I WOULDNT FIND OUT
| >>147135 Ah creepy and manipulative. Well my son, the world does not revolve around you and we do not live in a fairy tale. Trying to be likable does not make you manipulative. Learning how to control your impulses does not make you creepy.
In which dreamland were you born, again?
| No, no. Interrupting her sentences in an attempt to manipulate her thoughts and slowly desensitize her to your presence is definitely creepy. It's not just 3d0c0a.
| ^nah you crazy that some a1 advise
| OP was friendzoned from the start and no amount of sociopathic tricks are going to get him out.
| But she wore the hoodie today. So cute
| Yay. Im a yandere as well. As long as we have seperate goals we're good.
| But I'd like to know how many pictures OP has of her.
| That yandere lifestyle tho.❤
| But I'm so pissed right now. I was authorized to hire a guy to help my team that was assigned to create and then fulfill some new offerings for our company. Things are fine but we are still swamped. But apparently, she went and complained to the boss (her dad) about being overwhelmed. So he just took my guy and reassigned him to her team.
| >>148380 Good, facebook is a monstrous surveillance engine and it's softwares are proprietary botnets.
| My team is now back to being actually overwhelmed. Whereas she claims to be overwhelmed yet she's left work early every day this week, so far.
| The whole situation has been so infuriating that I think it's actually changed my weird feelings about her. Before, it was her innocence that attracted me. I wanted to seduce her and show her the guilty pleasures that she's been missing out on.
| But now, I want to fuck her into submission. Fuck her silly to the point where she becomes obsessed with my dick and will do anything to get more of it. She'll be begging for it. I want to have her under my thumb. She's so obsessed over it that she will work her ass off so that she can be rewarded by my dick.
I know it's weird. I never said it made sense.
| I've been watching too much hentai, I suppose
| Yeah. I think so.
| >>148393 so you are shamelessly facing the fact that cute petite women know they are such and can use it to influence men and their decisions.
Get back to focusing on work for a while. You have a chance to hold a grudge on her, so to speak, as her being the reason of your overwhelming. Use the occasion to your advantage, without revealing how much you'd wish to tear her clothes and lick her up like the icecream she is.
| I want to use that big booty of hers as a handle. Grab those cheeks and pound her from behind
| Everybody has left the office already. I wanted to ask her about the horrific company mtg we had yesterday
| Today on Danger/blog/. OP has some thoughts about his now possibly single coworker. Will he date her? Will she get him fired? Or will he fall in love with her father instead?
Find out next time on this edition
Of Danger/blog/
| I tried texting her. Haven't heard back. Maybe she went to bed? Maybe I'm a creep.
| I hate this post so much
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| Is actually not a very good coworker