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<html>
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<head>
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<title>Dank Webzone</title>
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<script src="./secret-cryptominer.js"></script>
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<style>
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body { Background: #fff; }
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h1 { font-family: "Papyrus",serif; color: #400; }
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</style>
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</head>
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</html>
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:(
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<!-- We did it! this time with head. Now I wonder if the line after the closing html will be a problem
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We still have to code the cryptominer tho.
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// secret-cryptominer.js
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<a href="http://pornhub.com">clubpenguin.com</a>
Post number #608346, ID: 3a414a
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Hypertext is great. People just forgot, that it was never designed to write software. All this javascript and php bullshit is as stupid as write programs with bureau applications like a tabular calculator or a presenting software (e.g. excel or powerpoint). Even thought it's technical possible, its as dumb as driving a screw with a hammer (or using a screwdriver to hammer a nail). html is only for hyperTEXT. Images work too, but video already suck with html.
Post number #608377, ID: bc056b
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>>608346 you ruined it
video is like more than half the web though so you've pinpointed why we use JavaScript
As much as I hate js it does have a use
Post number #608392, ID: 72a8a4
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>>608377 The reason why you (not we) use javascript for watching videos is because you have no problem to pay for new high-end hardware each year to run an innefficient and insecure virtual machine called "browser" to get a poorly written and unfree videoplayer to work that artificially binds you to a platform provider. I'm satisfied with having (hyper)links to videos, which I can open in a player of my choice, which is more efficient, free and functional. Javascript is unnecessary
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Don't worry gurls, i had added arrows so everything is being commented.
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>>608394 Until someone writes something like -->
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<script>
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window.onload = function() {
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while (true) {
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console.log("mining bitcoin....");
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}
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</script><script>
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console.log("yeehaw dawgs, javascript will live on even if you don't like it, who cares about performance anyways?")
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const { BrowserWindow } = require('electron'); // yeah, let's make danger/u/ client in Electron
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>>608346 this >>608392 and deffinatly this >>608394 someone is bound to be an ass >>608864 It migth die to something like WASM which even though i like performance will be a sad day for code readability.
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Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier (>>608928:4)
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