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| Just had PowerPoint crashed on me during a presentation. Thankfully AirDrop is a thing, or else I'd have a ruined day today.
| Now don't try to download any cars normie
Those things can damage proprietary software
| Fucking normies reeeeeeeeee
| Davinci Resolve is a pretty good alternative for the adobe editing software
| >normie thread
Just got home from work, can't wait to check out what Stacy's been up to on Facebook. After that I'm gonna play candy crush and Call of duty on My Windows 10 PC.
| >>420365 Don't forget to check your Instagram on your iPhone x and then listen to some despacito on your Air Pods.
| Guys I have a problem, my iShit pants started beeping (it beeps when I need to shit) in the middle of my presentation at Defcon. What should I do?
##Dev:Lain##
| I just finished an hour long jerk with my wonderwave fleshlight and tons of lube. Fuck yeah it was good. To the video with this girl I got from my Naughty America account. Mindy Main. It's like jerking off to a 16 year old scene girl. My dick is still throbbing in pleasure. I laugh at you faggots you spend all day trying to get a girl, flirting, trying to entertain her, wasting your energy on that shit. You spend tons of time and money trying to make it seem like you have a social life so they think you're cool. You spend hours talking to her every day, wasted time. You have to put up with all that bullshit women spew, you have to keep her entertained, put up with her little games. I laugh at you. If I want a real bitch, I'll buy an escort. I've got a $50 for 15 minute deal with this model looking chick. About what you'd spend going out. No drama, no flirting, no game required ;) up front no bullshit. the way it should be.
I get up, go surfing in the morning for an hour. I then go home, take a shower, and go to work. I get to troll /g/ all day since my job fucking kicks ass, and I make $105,000 a year. I then get home and play Crysis/COD4/UT3 on my AMD QUAD CORE PC, with 4 gigs of RAM, and 2 8800 GTX video cards. On my 30" LCD Monitor. Then i go and watch some TV in HD on my 1080i 50" plasma TV, on my leather couch, and go back to the PC if i like. Or i can take my .50 cal Barrett rifle down to the range and feel like a badass.
Then i get home, jerk off, and go back to playing games. Drama Free, Freedom. perfect life. I hope you faggots enjoy your shitty ass minimum wage jobs, and spending all your free time and energy on some whore and getting social status. While I enjoy relaxing and being worry free. All so you can say "I have a life" and prove yourself to others.
| I need some1 to hack a facebook,I will pay 10 bucks.
| >>420330
Wouldn't it be easier to use a system that won't crash during a presentation in the first place?
| I use intel.
| >Normie
The term you're looking for is End User.
Circlejerking aside, its kind of fun to see my sdev friends complain about not being able to troubleshoot windows problems. Windows was made to be the most user friendly of all, and you have these coders getting pissed about not knowing how the network troubleshooting menu works, or how the device manager works.
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I'm not gonna diss someone for wanting to use proprietary systems because they're only going to do maybe 5 things with it, like someones mom who writes letters and keeps an excel financial chart. Its funny to me whenever someone who uses linux and rants about open source godliness gets confused because he has a window's hangup.
| >>420669
A presentation softwares stability is not dependent on the stability of the desktop-shell that runs in the background. Or does GNOME 3 itself show presentations?
| You arent a normie if you dont think Terry was a prophet
Get out of here
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| No Linux, BSD, TempleOS, open source bullshit and privacy circlejerking allowed.