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Amazon just bought out danger/u/
| Get back in your time machine. We're stuck on the route where Alphabet buys Amazon and turns it into Google Delivery.
| Oh, Google bought a lot of things. They even bought out oxygen. That explains why I see an ad every time I breathe.
| >>316324
As you breathe oxygen, We will collect data to improve our services and to serve personalized ads
| >>316641 if you don't like it, don't breathe it. Hold your breath and asphyxiate yourself. Any involuntary respiration action will constitute acceptance of the Terms of Use of the Product. Your Freedom is important to us.
| They will incorporate it into Amazon Fresh. Mark my words.
| Imagine a world where Google and Facebook merge and then buy Amazon after that. nightmare fuel
| How2buy Danger/u/ stock?
| >>316641 oxygen is a bloatware anyways. It is proprietary substance that prevent you from getting your freedom, so stop breathing!
| >>319674
Or use OpenOxygen, an oxygen reimplementation following the MIT license standard. It's not yet breathable, but it supports one thousand unnecessary vim & emacs keybinding!
| Fucking hell, my proprietary lungs reject OpenOxygen!
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| ...in 20 years.