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what remote controlled butt vibes should i get
| build one yourself with a pi
| You should let in harvest your butt info for buttcoin though
| How about using an automated butt er churner.
| I just came up with an idea. Run a Internet-faced server with weak SSH password. Every time a skiddie bot tries to bruteforce password or scans your ports, it vibrates. Upon cracking the pASSword, a vibrator sends a very long and powerful shock through your numb slutbody while you're leaking fluids clenching in an euphoric orgasm like a good internet gang whore you are;) Owo do not steal the idea, patent pending!
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| it should work with wi-fi and hackers shouldn't be able to steal my butt info.