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Which vaccine do I take?

| I have made up my mind to ignore my parents. Which company has the least side effects? I think of taking Johnson since it is just one dose.


| J&J best 5G reception.


| I would say that Pfizer is ok


| Pfizer gives you the best WiFi reception possible.


| Any of the four approved ones (J&J, Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca) will do. Choosing between types is splitting hairs as they are equally effective, and while J&J is more convenient it doesn't really change much when people are talking about getting booster shots every half year or so.


| >>811112 only wifi? i had 3rd dose, i'm 5G Tower of 3rd generation certified by Pfizer, silly, i can provide 5G signal on continental level, no one can stop me, anti-vaccers aren't protected even by the bedrock cap


| It depends on how much RAM your brain has.


| I think Moderna is the most effective against past, present and new variants of the virus, I saw a graph where J&J wasn't very good compared to all the other vaccines


| Sputnik


| Pfizer has the fewest reported negative side effects.


| I've received Pfizer and waiting for a third update. My 5G network works purrfectly.


| There are no side effects, take some paracetamol to avoid fever and that's it. There are more risks and side effects from drinking a beer than getting vaccinated.


| I would recommend Pfizer or Moderna. Moderna is better, but Pfizer has less side effects.

However, I would definitely get Pfizer over Moderna if you're not around a large amount of people... There is a reason for that.

Pfizer has recently entered into a collaboration with BioNTech to develop new RNA vaccine technology to create a better flu shot.
I think they'll combine the flu and covid vaccine. Then, when you get the free Covid booster, you'll also be getting the flu shot.


| Also I just read that Pfizer works on omicron.


| Wait, you can choose which shot to take? First time I hear that.

Well, if you're afraid of side effects, I took the Moderna shots. First one made me feel especially dizzy for 2 minutes, and fatigued for 2 days, but the second shot did absolutely nothing.

A friend of mine took the Pfizer shots, thhe first one was relatively safe, and after the second one, she spent an entire day with a high fever of 40°C


| >>811708
I got Pfizer and didn't feel anything after the first shot and had a mild fever the day after the second shot. Basically a blanket on the couch and netflix day.


| >>811853 >netflix
Why don't you torrent?


| >>812008
It's a figure of speech. Focus!!


| Pfizer seems to give people the least issues. Astra and j&j can trigger issues if you are predisposed to it.
Got Pfizer and felt nothing both times. It's not like people's reaction is universal. My aunt got it and felt like death for 1 week.
Then got COVID working at the hospital and again felt like ass, but no complications.
I'll get both my flu and COVID shots together before Christmas.
It's recommended here you get the boosters from the same company you got the initial 2 from.


| >>812121 o7 thank you for your service, medicine gurl


| The Chinese thing... Sinopharm, yeah that one. I didn't get any side effects.


| I'll take sinopharm just to spite the westernoids


| I took Astra. Got a fever but kept on going what I should be doing. After a day, I'm all good.


| >>813315 I think it was made for this reason too


| If you are worried about side effects because of your medical history, consult your physician. Otherwise Moderna or Pfizer.

(Although I did feel a little stiff after pfizer, but maybe they gave me something from the wrong shelf).


| Ok


| Ok


| >>814260

Eh, stiffness is pretty common for vaccines. I feel like that everytime I get the flu vaccine.


| McAfee Antivirus


| Nah, McAfee is too expensive. Get the Malwarebytes definitions instead.

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