Post number #403368, ID: 202fe4
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We have the Alps, farmers, Schnitzel without tunke and Incest lies deep in our genes. Sadly enough we have only one Kangaroo which lives in our forests. Nobody knows how it got there tho.
Also people like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Mozart and Conchita Wurst (the girl with beard) come from Austria.
Right now our Government consists of the ÖVP (basically the republican party under Trump), and the FPÖ (an old offspring of the NSDAP).
Post number #403370, ID: 202fe4
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Also our ties with Russia are getting allot better under this government and we hold the European Council Presidency.
Post number #403372, ID: 202fe4
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Also we wuz stronk and for a long time the 3rd biggest Country in Europe.
Post number #403384, ID: 14be84
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Something something vienna sausages.
Post number #403386, ID: 202fe4
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>>403384 funnily enough we call them Frankfurt Sausages in Austria lmao
Post number #403405, ID: 62d84e
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Not gonna lie, sometimes I forget y'all exist and when Austrians pop up, I confuse them for Germans lol.
Post number #403482, ID: 619fa0
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Hitler
Post number #403562, ID: d0cf33
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>incel lies
Post number #403641, ID: ded0ca
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You guys have fascist in your government right?
Post number #403697, ID: fe7c4c
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The other Deutschland, with a parallel history, a people w/ a lot less self deprecation & a little less diligence & obsessiveness, governed by national populists & softcore NSDAP who're toning themselves down to fit in.
Post number #403737, ID: 8451ad
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Hitler and Incest are my first thoughts on Austria. Greetings from southwest germany.
Post number #403748, ID: 9cd69b
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I just think of artists, like Mozart or Hitler
Post number #403774, ID: 3b253e
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>>403748 Mozart was German.
Post number #403804, ID: 2b9f72
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Germany but worse economy and probably better politics(no clue bout the latter) Was there once seems very german.
Presuming your austrian do you get compared to germany on a daily basis?
Post number #403808, ID: 04fa97
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>>403774 just Hitler then
Post number #403942, ID: 334a27
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Oi m8. Also, great diverse climate
Post number #403950, ID: 6811d9
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>>403804 worse economy and probably better politics Because politics and economy are two entirely different things that have nothing to do with each other... Wait, what?
Post number #404039, ID: d2d7ae
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While related, two are in fact very different things.
Post number #404077, ID: d29370
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It's the end of a joke in my social circles.
>>403774>>403808 Don't be stupid xD Mozart was born in Austria, lived there, died there and is buried here.
>>403804 Our economy is pretty good. We have a ton of non profits, intra governmental organizations und political talks in Vienna. Which is probably one of the reasons why Austria still has a pretty good economy. Also studies say we have a ton of spies in Vienna, which probably gives our old nobility a better income.
Post number #404258, ID: 202fe4
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Also we pay a little more for meat and animal products, which is probably why we still have a ton of small farmers-compared to the rest of Europe. But most big companies aren't interested in Austria (if they are interested in anything it's Vienna). Which is why we have many privately owned restaurants, products, companies. >>403804
Post number #404259, ID: 202fe4
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We have only 3 Dominos Pizzas in Vienna, we can buy Doritos since 6 months (but only the small bags), and mountain dew is just sold on Viennese import shops. It's basically east Germany without the free kindergartens.
I'd say our politicians are pretty shit. We have the more intelligent right wing people and they have the more intelligent left wing people.
We love to make fun of the Germans, and aren't often compared to them. People from here, and people who visit usually say that Austria is more Prussian than the south of Europe but more chill (like the south of Europe) than germans. We more often get compared to Australia, because of the name lmao
Post number #404378, ID: 62d84e
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ngl Austria sounds really comfy now.
What is a good place to visit for vacation besides Vienna, OP?
(Assuming Vienna is even nice to visit.)
Post number #405143, ID: 7a3476
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You should be extremely proud to have produced one of the greatest heroes to have ever lived.
What do Austrians currently think about their commonalities with Germany?
Post number #405186, ID: 14be84
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>>405143 I too am a fan of Conchita Wurst.
Post number #405223, ID: d969cb
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I heard they drive like they're in GTA.
Post number #405458, ID: c8f7d6
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>>405223 Wrong. >>404378 Renting is sort of expensive in Vienna; I'd recommend staying with family or friends over there. >>403405 Eh, you're not the first.
Post number #405513, ID: 202fe4
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>405458 btw that's not op, idk why is answering y'all
>>403405 I wouldn't say that Austrians get confused as Germans. Either the person just doesn't know of the existence of Austria, or they do.
>405458>>404378 Renting isn't that expensive in Vienna - that's a lie. You will pay the same prices as in every other Semi-Major western city. If you book soon enough 20 Euro per day for a nice hotel. Or you could get the cheapest Airbnb flat for like 10 bucks.
Post number #405515, ID: 202fe4
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>>405458 btw that's not op, idk why is answering y'all
It's even cheaper to live here. Vienna is a nicely planned city, poor and rich people live almost next to each other. Which explains the standard of living. When you live two years in Vienna you can get a special card where you can rent reeeaaallly cheaply in the best parts of the city.
Also Vienna isn't Austria. Like Paris isn't France. It's its own thing. Vienna is more liberal, left wing.
Post number #405517, ID: 202fe4
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>>404378 There are more immigrants (if American and German or Afghan and Syrian). Also in Vienna lives the old nobility in big houses n stuff. The architecture is pretty beautiful (old Habsburg monarchy architecture mostly-with some Hitler buildings).
The rest of Austria is even cheaper to visit, because most people don't visit You can either go to the countryside or into a city. In the countryside you can live in a building in the Alps or hills alone, where nobody lives for miles
Post number #405518, ID: 202fe4
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>>404378 You could visit a Ski area and go Skiing. You could walk around in national parks. You could walk around old castles. You could go to a museum to look at our old Keltic heritage (we aren't barbaric Germans like the Germans lmao) or our Roman times n stuff.
In the cities you could meet alternative or bourgeois people. That's basically the main split between the people of all ages in the cities. You could go to Graz, which is a student city. To Salzburg where Mozart lived.
Post number #405519, ID: 202fe4
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>>404378 To Linz, which was Hitler's favourite citie, and one of his capitals for the Germanic Reich. You could go to Tirol where people talk funny and they have a golden roof.
>>405223 Some of us do actually. But isn't that what's happening everywhere? Especially when people from the countryside are drunk and don't give a fuck, because there isn't anyone living there anyway.
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| We have the Alps, farmers, Schnitzel without tunke and Incest lies deep in our genes.
Sadly enough we have only one Kangaroo which lives in our forests. Nobody knows how it got there tho.
Also people like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Mozart and Conchita Wurst (the girl with beard) come from Austria.
Right now our Government consists of the ÖVP (basically the republican party under Trump), and the FPÖ (an old offspring of the NSDAP).