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Brit knifes himself to death,believed his vest was 'stab-proof'

| A popular young man fatally stabbed himself in the chest mistakenly believing the vest he wore was stab-proof, his inquest heard.

Jordan Easton was in the kitchen at one of his friends’ parents on 23 August last year – just five days after his 22nd birthday – when he turned a knife on himself to demonstrate the “stab-proof” nature of the abdominal protection he had on.

He suffered a chest stab wound, and was taken to the University Hospital of North Tees, in Stockton.


| Although his injuries were “self-inflicted”, there was no evidence Mr Easton intended to harm himself.

She said: “It’s more possible if it was bravado, showing off in front of lads, but where a mother and a young girl were, it’s out of character for him. I can’t absorb it.”

Recording a verdict of misadventure, Ms Welsh blamed the tragedy on “the foolishness of youth”.


| Mr Easton’s friends paid tribute to a “one-of-a-kind kid” and “a character”.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/man-stabs-himself-death-stab-proof-vest-jordan-easton-teeside-inquest-a8402961.html


| What an hero.


| why couldn't he just...put the vest on a dummy or something? such a stupid way to die.


| >>321157 wtf we got the same ids


| What the fuck I can't believe someone conned that guy with that vest. Hopefully whoever sold him that vest will pay for this.


| >>321222 Maybe they'll get stabbed


| This is majestically Darwin Award material.


| That's a very nice way to cement yourself in history.


| Reminds me of the guy who tried to test the tempered glass of an office building (designed to prevent breaking through them and falling to your death) by running straight at it.

It shattered and he had a pretty long (and impossible to survive) drop.


| One side he was an idiot but why call it a stab proof vest if it can't protect you from a stabbing.


| >>322441
Nevermind the guy though it was when it wasn't.


| >>322441 Stap proof vests aren't a thing.


| >>322453 Chainmail.


| Did the vest advertise as stab proof or did he just think it was?


| How can someone be this dumb?


| >>322453
Lmao yeah they are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stab_vest

Usually worn in conjunction with flak jackets.


| You know what's weird about this story: normally you would expect USAmericans to be so stupid. HAHAHAHAHA


| >>323592
Not at all weird. The US does not have a monopoly on stupid. However it is the only country dumb enough to want one.


| >>321415
This.


| No there are stupid people around the world

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