This thread is permanently archived
"My cat is on suicide watch."
| every time i see the word cat in /new/ i remember Cleo and i cry a little.
| What's going to be done bout the cat now and also what is said cat's name
| its name is cuntus maximus
| Cleo, please rest in peace. We love you TT_TT❤
This thread is permanently archived
| Recently I interviewed a local man in the outskirts of town who has been reported to have kicked his cat out.
Detective Sleuth: "Why did you decide to kick out your cat?"
Local Man: "That son of a bitch licked my fingers. His tongue touch a dead mouse."
DS: " couldn't you have just bathe your cat and avoid such drastic actions?"
LM: " I wasn't going to touch a filthy animal covered in bacteria and dead mouse"
DS:"Hmmm that sounds logical. Thank you for your time"
-D.Sleuth