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Does holding hand make you pregnant?
| No, but headpat does
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| Oh sweet, I'm not OP, but I have the same ID. I can pretend to be OP now.
| Absolutely avoid headpats and hand holding. The Bible says not to have such contact, unless both party is wedded, married, and is in the loving embrace of Jesus.
| Uhhhh
| Only if you have a Luigi board, OP
| She'll get pregnant if you hold her hand while putting your wee-wee in her woo-woo. Nevertheless don't hold her hand too tight be careful bro
| Pff you got it all wrong, clearly the only thing you can do to get someone pregnant is to tap her in the head 13 times with your left hand and then scream really loudly "I NEED A BABY"
| >>99184
You're also wrong, to make someone pergaganat you have to pat her head continuously while putting ur dik inside her and shot ur load
| Yeah dude
| DO NOT TALK ABOUT THESE DEGENERATE THINGS ON MY CHRISTIAN TEXTBOARD
| well if your holing my nasty sweaty paws defiantly
| uwu
| To make her pregnant
BE PREGNANT
| Anon, headpats will make her pregnant
| Everyone know you can only get pregnant if your senpai pats your head. God, its like you g/u/rls never got sex ed.
| Fuck your sister anal to fix
| Always wear protection (gloves) and you'll be okay. Also do not be a serial rapist like komi-san and handhold your loved one without consent while they're sleeping.
| handholding can make a girl pregnant of 19 babies at once
| Just use mosaic pixelation on the hands next time, you'll be fine
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| My sister always holding my hand whenever we were alone.We always do it everytime and now she said that she sometimes feels nauseous and wants to throw up.Is she pregnant? please I hope not because I'm still a kid and cannot afford child support!