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i am getting tempted to fuck a pumpkin

| every day i open my phone and see another post about pumpkin fucking


| Please don't.


| I'm not a pumpkin btw.


| Do you mind if i paint my butt like a pumpkin and you fuck me instead?


| >>978514 we can do that as well, but i really need to know what the pumpkin feels like


| same tbh...


| >>978517 not great, the outside is really hard and the inside has no grip and a lot of kinda pointy bits


| >>978517 not great, the outside is really hard and the inside has no grip and a lot of kinda pointy bits


| >>978536 ... or so you heard?


| >>978507 put a towel over your face and fuck a pumpkin in the shower while facing the faucet spout to get the one of a kind full Halloween Guantanamo Bay experience


| What stopping you?


| >>978543 too messy, and the only private place I have to do it in is my bedroom


| Just make sure you use lube


| fucking abandoned buildings is better


| Try facefuck Pomu instead

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