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Cockroach in bed
| I'd move
| >>947179 bitchass take, you never lived in a hot and humid country did you
step one is bombing your entire living space. remove everything that you intend to live through the experience, disinfect it separately (mostly thinking about pets and fellow humans here), and deploy a neurotoxin of your choice. do not return for 24 hours or as long as your product indicates
| step two is doing the same but with insect growth regulator
insect growth regulators are relatively non-toxic (to mammals) agents that will stop the already festering insect species from maturing into adults
i personally recommend anything containing fenoxycarb because you only need to apply it roughly every 200 days for certain protection
these two steps will protect your home from any and all exoskeleton possessing critters
you've got this op
| And what is it going to do? Start flying and land on your face?
Just grab that fucker with some paper and fucking squash it
| >>735d6f
Don't cockroaches survive nuclear apocalypse scenarios or something? And you wanna spray it? Lel get good cuckold
OP I consider a simpler alternative which is mixing bleach and ammonia and letting it sit in your room for a while in the open that should kill most things in your room
| Insert it into your pussy OP!
| o no not the bugfuckers
| Burn it, then your house, then yourself it's the only way to be sure it never comes back
| why is this in /d/
| Cock Roach
| We fuck bugs late nite./
| I don't fuck bugs, but there was this one time a bug did try to get my pant lol
| >>947231 i kinda want to try fucking bugs. i've had a huge depression mess in my room for months, but i havent attracted any roaches yet :(
| maybe bugs aren't so bad aftef all fr
| Maggots would make holes in you
| Help poor cockroaches from these people. They have no idea how much and how many cockroaches suffer everyday by living under their harsh enviroment.
You too can become a cockroach's friend! What are you waiting for? Make the change you've always wanted to do! Save the cockroaches for a better world.
| >>948034 Totally agree with this initiative. Roaches deserve a proper place to call home! Adopt all roaches in the world in, your house, and don't let them to ever leave, because if I see one, I'll fucking kill it
| maybe i'm just in a goofy mood but this thread is so funny to me.
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| There's a really big roach lying on my bed. It seems to be asleep. I am too afraid to wake it up because it will probably attack me.