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Why do i find armpits so hot?

| I just want a girl to put me in a headlock with my face in her armpit (preferably sweaty) while she jerks me off.
Is there something wrong with me? Is this really weird and gross?
I genuinely don't understand why it turns me on so much.


| not just sweaty. i want that shit UNCLEAN.

like no licking armpit shit but... anyways, i get you OP.


| Anime armpits, sure. IRL armpits, NO.


| >>943606
I'm not 2D though, so how else can I get my fix of pit huffing..?


| Probably saw a pit at the same time the horny neuron activated


| >>943607 idk gurl, maybe go ask lolicon and furries how they can have their fix without getting arrested


| Reimu is now your favorite 2hu


| >>943606 gurl, I still remember the day I saw my female friend raw armpits, and got an insane diamond rock hard erection! IRL armpits are insane


| >>943632 beat me to it.


| Y'all the same as foot ppl just higher up on the body


| >>943794
this is the cruelest thing anyone has ever said to me


| >>943794 in my case it may be worse.


| when was the last time someone showed you any physical affection?


| >>944004
about three years ago, why?


| yes


| >>944021
because paraphalias like that develop in the absence of physical and emotional affection.
I'm worried about you


| >>944021 okay 3 years is actually crazy.


| >>944140
I changed my mind.
THIS is the cruelest thing anyone has ever said to me..


| okay but like... no hugs or anything?

obviously you have no friends. but do you even know people you'd call "acquaintances"?


| >do you even know people you'd call "acquaintances"?
I mean - I have friends on the internet..?
Just, no one irl I guess.
The place I live doesn't really have many people my age, and I don't have a car.
That interaction three years ago was me losing my virginity via the sheer luck of a tinder hookup, which my mom graciously drove me to.

Is it really that strange though?
How often does the average g/u/rl get physical affection from someone who isn't blood related?


| hm. not as bad as i thought. no it's not strange at all. it's one of those "it is what it is" things ig.


| >>944172
>mom drove you to Tonder hookup where you lost your V-card

I officially award you the following title:
>saddest g/u/rl on /d/


| >>944172
yes, it is strange, and I hope you get someone to hold you tight and kiss you soon


| pheromones in crevices

i love it
love getting my nose in them
like right in the nook between the dick and the inner thigh


| >>944587
that's more understandable

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