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Ever got caught fapping?
| NO, I DON'T WANT TO SHARE MY DARK MEMORY OR EVEN REMEMBER THEM
| Yes, by my little sister. It was embarrassing as hell.
| >>94260 she threaten me that she will tell everybody if i don't buy her a cheesecake, and that bitch really choose the most expensive one, 80$ for a cheesecake? WTF
| I used to masturbate with that weird humping technique when I was a kid (don't judge, I know you've tried it). So there I am, humping my bed while looking down at some pictures of g/u/rls and I hear some shuffling come from outside my door. I look up to see that my door was semi-open and my Mother had just caught me red-handed humping my bed. Needless to say, dinner was awkward that night.
| >>94264 i believe this kind of answer would appear if a "lil-sis" is related to a context
believe me if you are a big bro, with a lil sis there are rule that have to obey
>Do not see your lil sis as a female with a potential to be your partner or develop any sexual feeling whether she is cute or not
| but incest is wincest
| you sound like you got experience
| Imagine the look on your parents face when they catch their kids fucking each other.
Imagine the look on your face when you catch your kids fucking each other.
A shared phrase would be: our kids are degenerates
| nah it's more like "get out of the house"
| still fucking worth it
| Nope
| it never happend to me not yet thank fully
| never thankfully
| No but I caught my brother once. I had my friend staying the night so we were sleeping downstairs, and I woke up because the light in the computer room was on. Was gonna ask him to at least turn the light off, not even thinking he would be looking at prawns, scared the shit out of the poor bastard. He quickly went to bed mumbling about how he should just kill himself. I felt so bad walking in on him.
| Simple story, jacking off to my dad's Porno DVD stash in my room. Big bro heard shit, I get shit. Lesson learned,lower down the volume.
| I've been walked in on way too many times. Parents fighting means a lot of random people going out to sleep on the living room couch. Got caught by both parents but not a lot of scolding. My older sister caught me once but she's super cool and that story isn't SAFE per se. And then I've caught my little brothers numerous times.
| >>99800
Next time when ur sis walked in, ask her to join ur masterbate session. Cuz the more the merrier am i right?
| >>94298
Why? As long your sister agrees and is not underaged and you don't want to have kids - wheres the problem?
| A couple times, so the first time I was jerking it in the bathroom and just as I was about to cum my mother walked in... i jumped like freaking rabbit, just to make things even worse i wasn't able to hold my load so I turned around and released it... yeah that was the most uncomfortable moment of my life.
the other one isn't that bad to make things shorter I was doing it on my bedroom and my dad came in but he closed the door immediately.
| U need #NoFAppu
| a few times but they didn't know, i managed to play it off fairly well.
| Yeah but it's okay they just fucked my ass
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