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DickDickGirl
| Well hung DickDickG/u/rl
| Dick the birthday dickg/u/rl
| WHAT THE HELL IS A GIRLDICK.
YOU THROW THESE TWO WEIRD WORDS TOGETHER AS IF PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.
| >>940581 DICKGIRL=0.5 NICESHOW
GIRL=0.5 BABY
DICK=0.5 BABY
DICKGIRL=0.5 BABY
NICESHOW=BABY if(NICESHOW can be DICKGIRL or BABY at same time)
If not, whole equation is wrong
| 2 DICKGIRL=2 GIRL=2 DICK=BABY=NICESHOW
| you both have failed and must retake Sexy Math.
Again.
| WHAT IS A DICK
| ~when you touch a girl's thigh
and you feel something rise~
~futanari~
| >>940897
That made me think of an idea for an ad
>man is slowly walking through awesome nature
>early morning
>birds are singing, there is a slow waterfall nearby
>everything is glowing, blissful music dot aac
>the small waterfall flows into a large crystal clear lake nearby
>the man gets near and goes to his knees
>lowers head over the flowing freshwater sand and looks down into the utterly transparent water
>puts his hands into a cup and lowers them into the small rippling waves
| >drinks some, best fucken water ever
>but he freezes
>he stares at the surface of the water and thinks he sees something
>he can't quite make it out, bewildered, no idea what it is
>like a golden glow of sorts
>he slowly looks up
>a far golden sun is peaking above the mountains
>slowly rising in unspoken majestic awe
>the man's eyes are wide open and his lips are parted, he's completely frozen
>however his expression is not one of wonder but pure fucking shock
| >he looks genuinely gobsmacked
>cut to a scene of a guy and a girl sitting on a couch watching a movie
>the guy's hand is resting on the girl's lap
>he's stunned and she's grinning eating chips
>logo and jingle plays: "futanari"!
| The cutest girl
_____Has strongest penis
__________Anyway you are gαy
| schizophrenia
| Where do I find girlfriend with dick? I need sex
| /d/ stands for /d/ickgurrl
| GirlDickGirl
| BondJamesBond
| The name's Girl. Dick Girl.
| Girl Friday
Private Dick.
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| It say a lot about society