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What can I do while my parents are not at home?
| take out the garbage
| find jesus
| have sex with your sibling
| hanging yourself is a funny way to surprise your family. they'll never know what hit em.
| amazing
| Take pics of your cute stockings and nice white shirt.
| That's what I'd do.
| repaint the kitchen bright fucking green
| Take off everything except the stockings and marvel at yiurself in a mirror.
| Make the most scrumptious, mouth watering, drool encompassing meal and throw it at the wall.
Bonus points if it's a raw egg to the wall and take a picture.
| Bake a cake, or some cookies
| do something really nice for them to surprise them with when they get home!
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| So far I've put on my cute stockings and a nice white shirt, any other suggestions g/u/rls?
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