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How do I find a yandere gf

| I'm sick of seeing people complaining about the stalker they have when I don't and want one


| look behind you~


| >>936294
sadly there's my wall


| >>936293 me too~


| it's all fun and games until you get bored with the shtick

or not.


| The first step is to be able to possess a good combo of unique points that makes you extremely special and peculiar before the common crowd. You sort of need to shine a light that only weirdo can recognize.


| Then have some sort of tragic element about yourself that leads them to want to protect you from the world. Important that it's not protecting from yourself as this will result in a failed yandere.


| Me? *//*


| Ez, just be a kpop boyband member. Kpop fans are more thirsty than weebs


| at first they're all 'I want a yandere gf'
but then they're like 'oh no, don't kill me'


| >>936463 real yandere won't kill you but play with you~


| >>936463
wrong
https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw


| >>936518 play with your blood??


| >>936532 she wasn't even in love with him xd but i make this canon officially xd


| >>936532 she wasn't even in love with him xd but i make this canon officially xd i'm thinking about to share it with my friends xd


| >>936518 yeah, they will play with you after they chop off all your limbs; leaving only your head, torso, and dick.


| she won't kill me because I'm faithful


| Да


| >>936781
>you can't cheat on her if you're dead

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