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Two pools,one person
| Cum
| Yeah but why?
| Cum
| Because cum is cool and slimy
| Less chance at disease and a softer landing
| thats a no brainer g/u/rl, everyone would prefer the cum pool, cause its more water like and would make more of a soft landing, or because i always wanted to be covered.
| Pick cum for soft skin
| Cum definitely
| This question left me with more questions
| All these desperate g/u/rls just wanna get pregnant
| def cum pool, would get me horny
| I'm what they refer to as a "straightmen" but yeah the cum pool just makes more sense. easy to wash off, less smell, less hazardous to my health
| i bathe with cum everyday
| Are you guys dumb? Jumping in a pool of water can still be fatal depending on the height. Not to mention, what kind of shit? I'd just jump off the roof and kms, not because of either of my options, but cause I want to die.
| >>94173 but why jump when you can have your brain melt and eyes explode from the pressure of boiling water inside your eyeballs and blood by staying in the building
| >implying dying in a fire is any better.
| >>94173
W-what kind of shit? Are you saying that if say it's human shit you wouldn't jump, but if it's cat shit you would jump?
| Or maybe, if it was diarrhea kind of shit rather than solid shit you'd jump?
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| You find yourself in a building on fire your only way to made it alive is to jump in one of the pools.
>one is filled to the top with cum and the other with shit.
You can only pick one, and staying in the building on fire is not a option.
Which one will you pick and why?