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How do I breed my best friends?
| 1. Lock them in barn.
2. Strip them naked.
3. Mating press and creampie each of them so they understand how it's done.
4. Chain them together.
5. Arouse them if necessary.
6. Make them kiss each other.
7. Give them positive affirmations.
8. Leave a water bowl in the corner of the room.
9. ???
10. Profit.
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| No I don't mean what you thought I meant. I mean how to breed them *together* so then I will have even more best friends. I plan to fill an entire barn at least. How do I do it?