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Is my dentist just being polite?
| Tbh I would absolutely fuck her right in the pussy. Just... I don't know what to do. Is it appropriate to ask your medical provider out on a date? What would we even do on a date? She's like twice my age I think. And I'm not a smooth talker or anything. I've literally only ever kissed one girl in my whole life. I'm bad at intimacy... Too shy. Would a date even work though? Maybe she wants no strings attached? How would I even find that out?? Ahhh my brains all scrambled now...
| They’re just doing their job, but it runs deeper than you’d think. The politeness is actually secretly rooted into Big Dental. The psychology behind what mind games she’s putting you under would cause you to stress and seek for coping mechanisms that would harm your teeth. Thus, making you pay more for dental care throwing you into an evil cycle of orthodontal hell.
| just ask her out and if she says no then try-not-to-die-from-shame-for-a-week and then promptly move on.
| >>834820 Where would I even take her tho? I'm just an inexperienced mildly retarded child compared to her. Putt Putt Golf would be too lame and so would laser tag. I can't afford a fancy restraunt! I don't even own a suit... And she makes a lot of money as a dentist I bet. Fuck I'm gonna puke. But I THINK she wants my eggplant?? God. I would have to change to a new dentist if she said no to begin with.
| >>834849 Holy. Shit. You can do this?? I thought the guy is expected to plan everything. I'm actually contemplating this for real now. It would be such a huge relief... G/u/rl you are big brain. Now I need to get some courage.
| >>834857 im the gurl that proposed that idea, yes, actually I've done that for all my dates lol, I'm sure you'll get the courage to do it, as my father said, prepare for the worst expecting the best, if you don't succeed, don't worry, there are more people, if you succeed, then good luck and enjoy!
| Please don't, there's no way that asking out someone who is doing their job is good. First of all none of what you said really makes it seem especially like she's into you - it's a job that inherently involves touching you. Second, she's a medical professional and subject to an ethical code that DEFINITELY forbids dating people she had a professional relationship with.
| And generally, nobody wants to go to work and deal with that because while you may be right or wrong in this one case, if everybody who wanted to ask out a service worker did it would be constant harassment from their perspective
| >>836106
>while you may be right or wrong in this one case
yeah I hope nobody's walking away from this thread to go hit on their doctor. but I do wish OP's venture goes well, even if it fails.
| OP here. I am stunned. Shooketh. Bewildered. I have two cavities. But...
She said yes. It actually fucking worked.
After faking me out she gave me her number and now I'm supposed to go to her house Friday night.
What the actual fuck.
Like... are we going to have sex already?? Should I bring condoms? I read you're supposed to bring wine or something like that, but I can't buy alcohol. Maybe flowers instead? What do I wear?? ohmygoddjjdsjskzp
| I gotta calm the hell down and think about this. Really tho. Thanks so much for hyping me up, g/u/rls. If I lose my v-card, it's all thanks to y'all.
| Also, I feel really bad I did something bad. I didn't mean to harass my dentist. I'm stupid and horny and I didn't put myself in her shoes. I will apologize to her on Friday.
| >>837075 I mean, it's not the end of the world, clearly you did it in a way she was comfortable with. I admit I'm surprised, but you probably don't need to apologize, I just assumed you were wrong and it seems like that wasn't true. Hope it goes well!
| >>837088 Oh thank you. I'm not good at explaining things, so maybe I wasn't detailed enough. I really did feel flirty vibes from her. The type of vibes I don't feel at all from the dental hygienists. Still. I took a crapshoot. Insane luck ^^;
| Yes, the results!!! I wanna hear the post friday news.
| >>837073 hey>>3d97ee here, always bring condoms just in case, maybe some chocolate or something she likes will be something good to bring with you, take special care of personal presentation, use the clothes you find comfortable, usually gym pants are a good idea since you can touch through them pretty comfortably when compared to jeans
| and I'm happy to hear that you succeed! good luck with your date!
| >bring condoms
no breeding on the first date? cringe
| I am VERY surprised the OP got it - in a good way. Like, wow, you mad lad, you actually did it. Don't fuck this up! Keep at it! You can do it!
Also, yes, as >>837114 said, it's just a generally good thing to have a condom or 2 with you. Maybe more, if you can go for some long rides and your partner wants this as well. On the side note, anything that should be buttoned is a pain in the ass when you need to remove it [quickly].
| Is it just me that can hear the sound of George Michael singing?
| You story is as fake as boys posting in danger/u/
| >>837366
>boys posting in danger/u/ aren't real
Well shit, you heard what they said, I've gotta trans my gender if I wanna stay on this here site.
| Excited or your date OP?
| Is it today??
| So OP, how is the dade going?
| I love sex
| Op can't reply anymore because the dentist is actually a g/u/rl. She's detained in the dentist's sex dungeon. Poor OP, should have lurked moar.
| OP tells us about the date already!!!!!
| When will OP escape the dentist's sex dungeon?
| I wish detailed description of dungeon :c
| OP here. Finally escaped the basement. Naw lol. I'm extremely ok :)
Crazy week. Final update. Yes my date went super well. I'm baffled and get butterflies when I think about it. Didn't know what to gift her so I made choccy mousse (thanks Chef John from foodwishes.com) but I forgot it in the fridge and made myself late going back to get it. So I was stupid nervous and she noticed but was really sweet about it. The mousse won me serious clout too. Overall. Best night of my life?
| Oh and yes, we eventually banged. Didn't know wth I was doing either. Got teased pretty hard. Only recovered because she's patient and pretty much gave me literal sex ed for foreplay and shit. Will meet again soon.
Soooo... thank you g/u/rls. This is really weird and I feel like I owe you a debt. I really don't know what else to say. Fucking thank you so so much.
| >>459128 glad it all went well for you OP this thread was fun and got me courage to confess to my crush, I recently asked her out but she just wants to stay friends, I guess she was just being polite in my case :']
| I love sex.
| >>840012 thank you.
I wish people wouldnt start avoiding me as soon as I confess, makes me feel even crapier.
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| That thread about dentists got me thinking.
Are y'alls dentists really flirty too?
Maybe I'm just dense, but I swear mine always touches my shoulders and arms and even my fucking chest. It's not deliberate I think. Only happens when she needs to prop herself up while looking in my mouth.
She even leans her big fucking milkers right against my head. And she compliments me and laughs at my mundane replies.
Idk if she likes me or if dentists are just trained to be extra polite.