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I want to lay my head on my girlfriend's lap while she reads me a story.
| same tbh.
| I want à bf
| Having a girlfriend is cool and all but laying on a boy's lap while he plays with you kirby games is godly.
| >>814320 if your bf plays kirby, he's a faggot
Like yeah kirby is a very good game but ain't no man playing that, only the "understanding" kind does
And most of the time, they're fags
| Too cute for /d/
| I can't believe how kirby is being insulted here in this thread. What did the little poyo do to you g/u/rls? Are you scared of the little marshmallow?
The kirby games are fun and awesome and I will die in that hill, you can't change my mind.
| >>814442 Try living in a civilized country where your boyfriend doesn't have to double as a bodyguard.
| >>814410 ITT g/u/rl who desparately wants to play kirby with her boyfriend but will never because she doesn't know what men are like due to never talking to one ever
| >>814442 someone sounds insecure about their sexualityyyy~~ hope you can find a nice person of the same gender to put a little brat like you in your place with plenty of spankings and hours of being tied up and edged~
| >>814824 im a girl and I know what i want, and what I want is not a smelly ass coochie
Fr, vaginas fucking repulse me
I want a man, not a fag, and I want a REAL dick, not plastic dick
| >>814861 awww so angwy~ if you hate vaginas so much, maybe you would rather have a dick instead?~ get rid of your "smelly ass coochie" and get your bussy destroyed by a big strong man?~ no shame in that~ you're safe here my guy, we don't judge~
| >>814441
Kirby is for vore enthousiasts and trolls; my brother would choose kirby suck my up and fling me off the map
I hate Kirby and the people who play kirby. (The ice climbers are for people with a self-/-incest fetish, you have two lives how do you expect me to win?!)
If you play browser I'll gladly suck your dick. Hell I would let browser plunge his prickly cock into my virgin bussy so hard the friction alone would create a nuclear fission event to rival the iter project.
| >>814441 kirby aint the problem SMH, the problem is people think men who play kirby arent gay when they are
Kirby is cool
| This thread has derailed hard
| OP is disgusting and vile. I can't believe the maids allow for this type of content to be up.
>>d1064b I'm pretty sure theres a good doujin with this scenario, artist is yosh (something)
| Wtf is this talk about kirby and boyfriends?!? Everybody knows boys aren't real.
| >>814868
Ahh, there's your problem! Smash is for children and childish faggots.
Kirby in their own game is fun and relaxing, and best played while relaxing in the arms of your lover after a long session of fulfilling sex.
| Girlfriends are not your mothers, grow up.
| >>816275 True, but a good partner will always be there when you need a shoulder to lean on... or a lap. It's on you to find someone who can fulfill your emotional needs. It goes both ways though. You need to be able to reciprocate her needs, whatever they may be. Relationships are all about teamwork.
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