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I paid my sister to own her for a month, AMA
| I offered to help her however I could. She said she needed $50000. Me, being a frugal virtually shut-in, had a bit over that saved up.
Naturally, I wanted something in return.
Her.
A slap hit my cheek right then. I didn't expect anything less. She stormed out of my room and I haven't spoken to her for maybe a month.
Finally, I got a call. She wanted to meet and discuss the details. Not at home, obviously.
| It was a very awkward conversation for the both of us. I told her that I had dreams about her since we went to secondary school together. Which made it even more awkward, presumably. But I doubt she had a choice, if she came back.
We made an arrangement.
For the month of November, I can use her however I want.
| The money will officially be a Christmas gift to celebrate her new life (she plans to move in with her boyfriend/fiancee, suspiciously absent in the house buying decisions). After that? I will probsbly never speak to her again.
But g/u/rls, it is worth it.
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i actively hate this thread
| Probably not. 50,000 is a massive amount of money. I would have just loan sharked her and said ok,you get 50k but,you owe me later with interest. Funny fiction. Though it kind of is too strange to be fiction and part of me thinks this is real.
| >>800656 fiction or not it's best to treat it as real while thinking it's fake. Basically copium
>>22bd10 well you sure as fuck aren't hearing from her ever again after the end of the month OP, try not to push it too far as she could sue you for like the whole thing
| Also I suggest zinc picolate 50mg would be a good supplement to get. It makes you produce more cum and personally gives me bigger loads after I take it. Largely due zinc deficiency being very common. Though long term it will be bad and give you copper deficiency symptoms due to zinc in the body being polar opposite to copper. That also being said enjoy cumming in your sister and then never talking to her again. Or anyone in your family.
| How much can you do her? Is there a limit in your agreement?
| $50000 of sister a month.
| What a waste of 50k
| $50000 of unending incest slave-play.
| This is almost the exact premise of one of the classic british comedies called Jam. You can watch the entire series on YouTube, just as OP probably has.
Very surreal and dry funny.
| Too bad it's NNN, OP
| Legendary
| Legendaryyyy
| These incest threads are sure something.
| >>801377
Yes, but not in any truly noticeable fashion. You'll likely poison yourself first before you begin to notice changes.
| LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO, ANOTHER IMCEST THREAD ON /D/ COME ON BABY, PLEASE UPDATE US, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN DOING HER COME ON COME ON TELL USSSSSSSS
| >>800652 You only have 2/3 month, that's a ripoff. Unless you made your money effortlessly from crypto.
I was also a NEET with more money that I needed at one point of my life. I would just back up the offer, unless you are the stereotypical (ugly bastard) hentai protagonist who can train her to get addicted to your cog and make her your slave forever.
| Will be here sequel where your sister pay you to being her for month? xd
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| My sister has been looking to buy a house for a long time now (the Australian rental market is fucked).
She never got around to taking the plunge. She always said something about the houses having problems. Once she even thought the house was owned by methheads (meth contamination was a big deal in the 10s and probably still is now)
Finally she gave it to me straight and told me that she wants to avoid a big mortgage with the way the economy is today.