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Danger/u/ House Party
| Shitposting on /u/, as always.
| I'm at work, still two hours left. I'll be too tired to do anything when I get home.
Yay
| as part of our danger/u/ meetup can we go to a highway tunnel and all scream SEX
| i'll be in the kitchen, in the living room dancing topless, or on my knees/back in a secluded part of the house~
| Reverse gloryhole I stick my dick oout of a wall and let everyone play with it.
| I'm just chillin near the snacks table.
The brownies are tasty.
| Chaperone <3
| Im getting nachos
| I will offer hand sanitizer bottle for everyone to use before they enter the party.
shh... it's full of cum...
| Just got vaxxed and will try to sell third doses to everyone
| I'll pour myself a cup of something non-alcohol and try to talk to someone 1 on 1 and get to know them. They will probably get distracted at some point and leave me by myself and I'll feel abandoned and unwanted and just will try to hide somewhere where no one can spot me... Unless someone spots me and comforts me, which is what I'll be hoping for. Will never happen though.
| Trying to see if any g/u/rl with massive lactating titties in the house wants to breastfeed me
| peg me too!
I will be queen of the cuddle puddle. my goal will be to go all night without ever not being in physical contact with someg/u/rl.
| I'll bring a bussy, a cock and some toys to the party
| >>802317 ill take that cock if someone pounds that bussy~
tho id take it even if someone didnt pound that bussy~
| I'll be petting and staying with whatever pet is living in this house
| I'll be vomiting in the bushes on the side of the house from partying too hard
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| Whatchu all doing?
Ima be high in the backyard