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This is not a joke anymore.
| Imagine killing yourself instead of letting a yandere gf do it
| Just commit crime and LARP in prison, sis.
| Start a cult
| They don't exist. Women who are possessive psychopaths exist but they do not exhibit it like that. They will emotionally manipulate you, burn your bridges, poison you or steal from you just enough for you to not realize it immediately, all in the name of keeping you constantly in a weaker mental state so you'll be more likely to be dependant on her illusion of comfort. They are not exciting or fun, they are trials of misery that will waste your life if you let them.
| Everyone is always like "oh, I want a yandere gf" but then they complain when you start stabbing them like "hurr durr don't kill me!"
| >>798143 I still have some random stalker from a few years ago. And I've moved four times since then! Too bad he's some fat old g/u/y. (>.>)
| I just want a girl to kill me seductively w/o the whole obsession thing
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| Where and how do I get a yandere gf. I need a yandere gf that will lock me inside a room and provide me with everything that I need against my will and have sex with me when she gets home from work until she has to go back and is not afraid to violently murder me the second I show signs of wanting to escape from the lifestyle that she has forced upon me. If I don't find this in the next year I will kill myself.