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I hired a prostitute like jill
| That's, sad.
| >>39d35a two hours later girl comes in name was Vanesa or whatever fake name she used. I don't care. Came with a stupid outfit but whatever I appreciate the time she took to wear a decent skirt with a pantyhose. She was blonde but fuck that. Ain't here for the details.
Told her I wasn't into premeditated fucking. So we chat a little while we smoke cigarettes and some cheap beer.
> I want her to smell like a drinking bar as much as possible.
After a while she was ready and so I
| >>39d35a turns out. It was awful, The smell was terrible. A bad mix of two nasty things but hell. I wasn't backing up for sure. I paid for that so I better squeeze every penny.
We only fucked once. I didn't wanted to ruin the experience and she was more loose than a shoe. So, I end up touching her while I burn her smell on my brain.
Was it worth? Was a educated lesson for future generations? Of course it was.
Jill is hot as fuck and whoever try to change my mind don't know shit.
| Interesting experiment, try alma and dana next
| I have no idea why but this story made me laugh. Would buy you a beer OP, good g/u/rl. I love Jill too, best girl.
| oh god Jill would be horrified
| Why do we allow elementary school kids on this board...
| >>713418 some people just can not miss an opportunity to feel like they are superior in their own heads
| Huh. This is prolly the grossest thing I had to read in awhile LOL.
| >>713440 I just find it amazing that there are people willing to do it and post their whole experience somewhere so we can see and analyse it
| Funny how this turned into a story where a dude fucked a hooker dressed up as Jill by his request; to people arguing about grammar. 10/10
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| If you cant even pull an actual bartender you deserve subpar hooker pussy loser
| >>bc1467 OP here. Yes, I am planning to do that. Thanks for the tip.
>>9279eb wrapped my buddy. I may be horny but not stupid. It was nice.
| this is quite possibly the saddest thing I've read in a while
| Op here again. Imagine pointing out my grammar instead of having your cock sucked. That's the real sad thing here.
I love you all but ya need to stop being such a grammar Nazis or drama queen. Ain't nothing bad of hiring a escort service to have a great night.
| >>bc1467 will do. There is one girl that fit the criteria but she is in her mid forties so, kind of curious since it would be my first time with someone older than me. Haha.. the excitement is killing me.
| I'm just here for the entertainment of OP's sexcapade stories. Can't wait for pt2. Electric Boogaloo
| >>0f8714 well yeah, it was kind of surprising but ended up pretty good.
Paying cash for a service is pretty normal these days, only idiots like you think that just because exist they should have things for free.
And before you ask I'm planning to get another girl next week because I enjoy this. You should give a try.
| >>713623
It is though. At least in my opinion. Most prostitutes are in that business usually because they've been trafficed, forced to or similar. I'm not a fan of giving money to an industry that's inhumane and fucks people up both physically and mentally.
There's a reason why you can clearly tell that they're on drugs. It's because it's the only way they know how to cope with being in that kind of situation.
So OP being so desperate that he supports that shit is fucking sad.
| Gals, gals, we don't have to take everything posted here so seriously!
| >Broke niggas can't afford escorts that confuse them with street sluts. I should feel pity, I don't.
| This thread has blown out of proportion
| Meanwhile you could've just masturbated. Prostitution should die already since it's a waste of cash.
| To the idiots here trying to be the moral police: can yall just go back to /new/, we dont nee to turn this into a "should prostitution be legal?" Discussion, get you act together and be mTure enough to understand that people here just want to have fun and talk about lewd things, if you sethat you are gettin angry at something dont say it, just get out for a bit.
| >>713713 Being mature is about placing moral stuff as more important as "having fun" and "lewd things". The fact that you have no morality doesn't make things normal, and you should reflect on yourself and try to be a bit less of a crappy human being.
And if you are able to place your morals aside whenever you want doesn't only make you a crappy human being, but also a dangerous one.
| >>713863
You're right about everything but can you lighten up a little? Most of us are here to chill and taking OP seriously isn't tantamount to that.
Personally I don't even believe him and just went with the flow of the thread since it seemed like fun.
| Dorothy/jail when?
| By the way, OP. You kind of fucked up the true Jill experience.
There is the joke that she always offers a cigarette to others, but everyone declines.
Good luck and be careful.
| >>713880 I'm chill, but don't forget that people have different sensibilities, and some can not chill about certain subjects.
| >>713927 if they cant chill then its their problem, they should just ignore the thread and go a more pleasing one
| >>713977 what are you talking about? Chill dude, just go do something else if it triggers you, let people enjoy this thread, nobody did anything illegal
| >>713903
It wasn't the true Jill experience anyway, too much differences. The cigaratte thing woudn't have saved it. Still amusing though
| for the true jill experience I think you need at least the blue hair and pencil skirt
| Yeah, ignoring the toxic guys crying bloody murder; you could've just got a blue/jet black wig from Party City and just ran with it OP--but whatever.
| OP HERE.. AGAIN. Okay following everyone advice I'm planning to start this over again and hire an more accurate ESCORT. I do an emphasis in this one since you guys have some traumas over sluts.
Have to admit I cheat with last girl since she had some tits to lay on. So this new escort doesn't have any of those. >Like, no tits, no ass. Literally a table. But you guys wanted authenticity so let's do just that.
Planning to do it on friday, need to get some cash chick is expensive.
| >>069148 also, I gonna set some rules.
1. If she doesn't offer me a cigarette I won't smoke.
2. We would keep the charm with cheap beer. The cannon choice.
3. Based on offical artwork jill wears hot shorts but would trade it to a skirt if popular demand ask for it.
4. New girl have brown hair but agreed to do a twin ponytail. Isn't that nice?
Also, looking for alma or Dana.
If this proyect goes as planned may be on December. Maybe the Dorothy santa gangbang party? Hmmm...
| Btw by Friday I meant next Friday. Or Tuesday, if I find myself very horny.
| I really hope the devs won't see this thread
| Why is this dogshit and fake thread still going lmfao
Imagine believing you can just request an alcoholic smoker escort but then also have to spend time convincing them to wear inoffensive clothing
I repeat this dude doesnt even have the sack to pick up an actual bartender (the easiest), he definitely just jacked it to poorly made rule 34 jill
| >>96fd58 not everyone are losers like you. I'm a decent person I know how to pick on people. I work with people and since I work I made money, not much but enough to get myself some fun.
And you don't have to blow your mind to hire an escort buddy, Ain't fucking rocker science you get what you paid for.
>If you don't like my experiment you are free to simply do something else.
I'm not pushing you to read my stuff.
| Half of the people in this thread ooze of incels
| OP I was joking about Dorothy please don't go to jail!
| This is one good thread even if it is fake or not. Too bad it's being shat on :(
| >>714726
There's no reason for this fake story bs to have anywhere near this many replies except that >>3166da pretty much nailed it
| >>714826 So saying that, you're an incel that's bitching an moaning constantly about a guy having sex with a prostitute; whether if it's fake or not. This thread needs to be archived, and dumbasses like you shouldn't have electronic devices in their hands. OP was just trying to tell a story, and again—whether it's real or not. I wouldn't care at all if it was either one, but whiney brats like you just want to piss in everyone's cereal, and kick sand in people's vagina. What a joke.
| >>714799 So to wrap things up, this is yours, and a small group of people who came on here to shit talk on OP's thread for no reason; is your fault. You won't admit that, but it 110% is your fault.
| Hey, admin(s) can we just archive this train wreck already?
| It's not triggering, it's just annoying
| >>714882 doesnt matter, you are invading a space where people are clearly having fun and not doing anything illegal yet you still came here and stared to hate on us just because the type of humon we have here isnt of your taste, grow up! The world isnt abput you, and you can always hide threads you dont want to see.
| >>714886
Someone's just jealous and bitter.
You don't see me preaching in this thread.
That being said, why not find a Dorothy to pretend to be your daughter for the day?
| Mods?
| >>714885
Reeeeee my safe space
if you tell sad fake stories in /d/ you're gonna get called on it lmfao at how mad yall are getting over it
| I wonder if this is gonna turn into a banner (hopefully no)
| >>714696
>this dude doesnt even have the sack to pick up an actual bartender (the easiest)
Can't confirm this. In the opposite: Where I come from there is a unwritten law/saying: Don't flirt with the bartender/waitress.
| >>715304
As a bartender of nearly a decade i can say that rule only applies to waitstaff
Bartenders make their bread and butter off flirting and most of us are sex hungry and bored bc we work nights. Dont be a creepy weirdo and actually talk to bartenders and you'd be surprised how easy it is to sleep with them
| >>715434
As a bartender with roughly half that experience, it really varies by location and clientele. Most of the time we flirt to increase sales and tips. End of shift, if you've been a big tipper and aren't a creep or fat, maybe.
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| So, I beat up va11-hall-A again and turns out I have a thing for jill, jill really turns my boy hard as a diamond. Thing is I'm single, not because I'm ugly but because I hate people. So, I put an order in a shaddy webpage to hire some escort that fit my needs.
Asked for an alcoholic smoker. It wasn't very hard, people over here love to fuck their shit up with whatever comes in a package.
It took me some time to convince her to dress like a wannabe bartender. >You know like jill.