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Hello, can I have one (1) sex please?
| i will take _you_ out
| Sex machine broke.
| Would you like fries with that?
| you, me, now uwu
| Welcome in SexDonald's, do you will want with sex also fries and coke?
| SexDonald's AKA brothel
| CAN I HABE PUSI PLIS
| Boss pls gibe me the pussy boss
| >>687912 I'm sorry but Eggs SexBagel is out of stock, you will must come tomorrow, but i can offer you SexCookie with extra chocolate or SexMuffin, or anything what you can see in menu...
>>687922 I'm sorry we don't sell pussies in SexDonald's, we are not Brazzers
| Good afternoon. I think I'm down for some ass eating but also want a bit of pussy as well. Hmm... Ok, give me ButtTasty with extra mayonnaise and a a classic Cuntburger. As you can see, I'm quite thirsty so gimme a medium sized milkshake. Yes, your breasts should be fine for producing it. Ok, that's all, I think. What? Do I want a pie? Yes, one creampie as well, please. Thank you!
| Why is the queue for sex so long? I can't ever seem to reach the end.
| There's goth Ihop, what would Sexdonalds be? Cyberpunk alternative girl Sexdonalds?
| >>688484
Si j'avais une queue, elle me ferait bondir, frétiller, envoyer un ballon jusqu'au ciel.
J'en serais si fier que jamais je ne la laisserais tomber, je la balancerais, elle pointerait vers le soleil.
| God I love the internet
| And then?
| Hey, what's taking so long? I ordered my sex days ago!
I want to spank your manager!
| >>687986 ahah, didn't expect someone to think it's hot. I was just trying to make it funny. But since you're such a pervert maybe let's get together?
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| For the takeout, thank you