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i have a massive cock

| it's so big that i trip over it like my shoe laces when i walk. tips to prevent cock tripping?


| Just don't smoke your cock gurl.


| if is your cock massive, it does mean that is MMO?


| Post It.


| >>686339
if your cock is multiplayer, and online, I suppose you have bigger concerns than tripping over it
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| Keep it in your mouth


| >>686337 upgrade to smash 4 or go back to melee


| >>686337
shrink it and share it to those who need it


| store it safely in someone's ass


| >>686337 Weird flex


| >>686424
Yeah, for real. Tripping on your cock just ain't worth it when there are better options.


| >>686337 Try crushing it with a rock.


| Post cocks.
Any cocks.
I'm cock hungry rn


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there you go gurl


| okay, it looks a bit shitty ... I'm gonna fix this wait


| Mega succcc


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all right, that's the best I can do for you gurl


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ok last try here


| looks lovely uwu


| >>8eb8a6 ty


| >>686413 yeah, like balancing


| >>688005
and crashes


| Just sling it over your shoulder like everyone with a massive cock does


| >>687784 thank you for your service

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