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If you caught a roommate masturbate..
| Telling them to do it somewhere more private seems like the only logical option
| help them
| Help
| Call a hooker and bang her together.
| excuse moi
| Sorry and leave xd
| >start masturbating too.
| cry.
apologize for interfering.
then politely step out of the house.
| depends where they are. in their room? oops i'll leave. in the kitchen? get the fuck out homie do that shit somewhere else coomer
| Just pretend nothing happens, quietly walk in and just treat it as if it is normal. Maybe have normal converation about your day
| Hmm. Depends who it is.
First one:
Blush, rush out, have a panic attack about hoping that it's not a problem that I saw it and send a message to him asking him to tell me when it's clear for me to come back.
Second one:
Laugh, walk into my room, wait it out and then tease him about it.
| Can confirm, was caught and made fun of
| Help them
| Tell them that they have a nice cock/pussy and go back to doing what I came to the room for.
| tfw no rommate to walk in on when he/she masturbates… :(
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| What would you do?
> Tell them to do cover up or do it somewhere more private
> Excuse yourself until they are done
> Tell them that Jesus don't want to see them masturbate because it's wrong
> Help them