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How do I summon a succub?

| I've read the tutorial https://succubuslove.wordpress.com/2014/10/19/summoning-a-succubus-the-letter-method-revised/ however it seems to be an obvious troll. I want to talk with the succubi about life, play games and have fun over all. Maybe then sex only if we both feel like masturbating.


| Go to your closest mirror and say "I love sex" three times. If done properly, your succub housewife should be making you pancakes already.


| >>680175 Are you my wife?


| >>680175
How do you do that properly? I said it very quietly because my family is in the next room. Do I need to say it louder or are there any other methods? I'm not OP btw I just got very curious.


| On another note surprising selling fictional creatures is big business.


| >>680175
Pancakes? I wanted hugs


| I reached a point in the loss of faith in humanity that I'm not even sure if people here are joking.


| why is it an obvious troll?


| >>680236
We're just thirsty lesbians looking for otherworldly love. How hard is it for society to comprehend that


| >>680261 yeah, we need more monster girl love


| >>680215 lurk more


| >>680298 they're not wrong though, gotta make that dosh so you can pay someone to pretend to be your succubus house wife

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