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Competitive Cumming
| Reminds me of McAfee's competitive whale fucking thing.
| Tasty cum~
| Yummy cummies
| Maybe gangbangs?
Volunteer to be a judge, break out a tape measure and stopwatch.
| This remind me of onani master kurosawa
| In Russian summer camps there is a game called The Cookie. In it you stand in a circle with your roommates and simultaneously jerk off aiming all the cum on a cookie. Whoever cums last has to eat the cookie. Usually only bully denegerates play that game, but it sounds like what you are looking , maybe try it out with your pals.
| >>639901
Good old soggy biscuit. That's not at all what I'm looking for though. I'm looking for competitive cumming measuring length, speed and maybe thickness too.
| >>639901 low key sounds sorta hot almost, minus the fact that eating it would be gross... Soggy... Maybe in a cup or smth? Or maybe some other punishment lol
| There is casual sex, and then there are ELO ratings on cumming.
| Guys I'm stuck in elo hell, how do I improve?
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| Is there any places you know off where they host competitive cumming? I've got pretty good range (sadly don't have the space to properly measure yet though) and on a good day I can get myself to cum after 23 seconds. I'd like to get into this competitively.