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Awkward/embarrassing moment during sex?
| Beginning, or end also counts too.
| When i kept on telling my ex "harder, deeper" during sex but it turned out that it was the deepest and hardest they could go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Never came with him.
He always finishes first in a span of minutes.
| I remember I brought a girl home, and as I was helping her take everything off, the moment she took off her shoes it smelled fucking horrid, I had to force myself to pull through for the nut.
| My ex jerked me and it took an hour to cum
| Had a guy try to choke me in the wrongest way possible. No pal, you're literally killing me, I'm not getting turned on by that. Asphyxiation, not strangulation - and he's making me cough my entire lungs out.
| Then our neighbors asked her to be a bit quieter.
Their kids asked them what's wrong with a screaming lady.
| Probably when I came instantly by sticking my dick in her pussy. And she laughed saying "haha, already! you aren't even a minuteman but a 2 second dude" I wanted to die. She even pointed at my dick as it was soft not even 30 seconds later after exploding inside of her.
| >>632376 I get the first tease, but why the second one? Is it not normal that your dicc deflates after cumming?
| At least it wasn't Whiskey dick
| Whiskey Dick basically means if you're a guy and too drunk, you can't get a hard on
| Had phone sex with the ex who's friend now, it was getting steamy to where I fumbled on a sentence. I said to her: "I like feeling your cock-..." We paused, and both laughed it off before continuing again.
| Not knowing which side do you have to put your dick inside a condom. To be real I still don't get it xD
| I was in a wierd threesome with my bff and her bf once. He called out my name when he came inside her.
| On a scale of 1-10 how weirded out did you feel when he called your name?
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