How do I trick my classmate into stepping on my dick?
Post number #606632, ID: 754999
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>be me >Dude One day >Play a prank on my classmate >She gets scared >My (female) classmate accidentally kicks me in the groin >She apologizes to me >"Don't worry an accident is an accident" - Me >Kinda hurts but it feels good >My pee pee becomes the big pee pee when I remember it
How do I repeat this?
Post number #606644, ID: 2ce4e4
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Pretend to want to rape her, guaranteed that she's gonna kick you in the balls and you'll get arrested and satisfied.
Post number #606737, ID: 019f97
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>Dude picc or no dicc stepping for ya
Post number #606821, ID: 019f97
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>>606820 please?
Post number #606822, ID: 6f461b
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No, I'm not the most good looking. Still not ugly >>606821
Post number #606823, ID: 019f97
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>>606822 i'm only asking for yo dicc picc tho
Post number #606824, ID: 6f461b
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>>606823 f-fuck no
Post number #606825, ID: 019f97
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>>606824 fuck you, i hope you get your dick step on or somthing!
Post number #606970, ID: 7d0dc6
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Piss her off, that might work
Post number #606988, ID: 54db5e
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Start spreading rumor about you being a masochist, alternatively have S&M book or theme on your phone.
Once the rumor has been spread, be really defensive about it. When people make fun/ask you about S&M, you have to deny it angrily or be very loud about it.
Eventually you'll gain a rep as the maso guy. And just wait until some sadist gurl find you.
Post number #607002, ID: 35d07d
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>>606988 This would work, if manga is real life.
Post number #607122, ID: 46872a
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say:"hey boss,u step on my dick please?"
Post number #607241, ID: c59e73
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>>606988 That'll take a shit load of time tho. Also>>607002is right, manga =/= real life
Post number #607305, ID: 022ba4
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>>607241 do you want to be stepped on or not, you lazy bum? If you want to hurt your dicc instantly, just go to karate classes and challange gurls in there, make the rule so that only kicking is allowed.
Post number #607307, ID: 271406
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>>607305 you can be the pretend mugger trying to take their precious white people things in self-defense classes. Also, for the record, there is more than a few hentai about this...
Post number #607364, ID: e8b416
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>>607307 neither her nor I are white people
Post number #607367, ID: 2ce4e4
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>>607364 fool! You fell for it! Now with the utterance of a single word I shall be able to dismiss your entire existence! Prepare for it, for it shall be the very last moments of your dignity. NI
Post number #607368, ID: e8b416
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>>607367 I'm not black either. My GER just countered your NIG
Post number #607371, ID: 2ce4e4
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>>607368 Bakana! Ok, Latino? Hablar EspaƱol?
Post number #607373, ID: e8b416
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>>607371 yeh, also english
Post number #607374, ID: 149241
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Just ask them, fgt. /thread
Post number #607377, ID: 2ce4e4
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>>607373 ah yes, the allure of chocolate feet. Now it all makes sense. I wish thee luck, my cultured brethren.
Post number #607380, ID: e8b416
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>>607374 Yeah, I suppose I could do that and get labeled as the maso guy for the rest of my school life
Post number #607382, ID: 149241
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>>607380 But this is exactly what you want, what's the problem?
Post number #607383, ID: e8b416
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>>607382 The problem is that I lack the social skills to even ask her to do it. Adding to this, my group is very close so if she said something about it everyone would know it and I'll be ridiculed until I graduate
Post number #607385, ID: 019f97
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>>607383 does it have to be her?
Post number #607392, ID: e8b416
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>>607385 No, but I think she's the easy one to trick. She's kind of an airhead
Post number #607393, ID: 56a65b
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Put a fake bug in your crotch area and make buzzing noises. She'll instinctively kick it.
Post number #607399, ID: 2ce4e4
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>>607392 what about doing it with your own feet? Y'know, like masturbation, but with an UNO reverse card. I'm pretty sure you can reach your dick with your own foot
Post number #607401, ID: 2ce4e4
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>>607392 yep, tested it. Felt like a retard afterwards, but operation "gentle sole" is possible!
Post number #607402, ID: 271406
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What was the original prank? Maybe she'll forget and do the same thing. Your friends might wonder why you didn't learn the first time, so try to go a week or two between lickings.
Post number #607403, ID: 271406
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>>607402 *kickings
Post number #607436, ID: 754999
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>>607402 It was early in the morning and in our school the electricity stopped working for a couple of minutes so I decided to hide behind a polar and scare her when she least expected it.
Post number #607544, ID: c54815
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>>607383 I'd say it worth all the pleasure that you'll get.
Post number #607559, ID: 271406
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>>607437 "okay Google... How to blow a fuse at school and make the lights go out." Google says stick a fork in the wall plug...
Post number #607744, ID: e8b416
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>>607559 stelthiest way of saying kys
Post number #607834, ID: b24156
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>>607744 that could still blow a fuse though
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| >be me
>Dude
One day
>Play a prank on my classmate
>She gets scared
>My (female) classmate accidentally kicks me in the groin
>She apologizes to me
>"Don't worry an accident is an accident" - Me
>Kinda hurts but it feels good
>My pee pee becomes the big pee pee when I remember it
How do I repeat this?