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How do I trick my classmate into stepping on my dick?
| Pretend to want to rape her, guaranteed that she's gonna kick you in the balls and you'll get arrested and satisfied.
| >Dude
picc or no dicc stepping for ya
| Piss her off, that might work
| Start spreading rumor about you being a masochist, alternatively have S&M book or theme on your phone.
Once the rumor has been spread, be really defensive about it. When people make fun/ask you about S&M, you have to deny it angrily or be very loud about it.
Eventually you'll gain a rep as the maso guy. And just wait until some sadist gurl find you.
| say:"hey boss,u step on my dick please?"
| >>607241 do you want to be stepped on or not, you lazy bum? If you want to hurt your dicc instantly, just go to karate classes and challange gurls in there, make the rule so that only kicking is allowed.
| >>607305 you can be the pretend mugger trying to take their precious white people things in self-defense classes. Also, for the record, there is more than a few hentai about this...
| >>607364 fool! You fell for it! Now with the utterance of a single word I shall be able to dismiss your entire existence! Prepare for it, for it shall be the very last moments of your dignity. NI
| Just ask them, fgt.
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| >>607373 ah yes, the allure of chocolate feet. Now it all makes sense. I wish thee luck, my cultured brethren.
| >>607374
Yeah, I suppose I could do that and get labeled as the maso guy for the rest of my school life
| >>607382
The problem is that I lack the social skills to even ask her to do it. Adding to this, my group is very close so if she said something about it everyone would know it and I'll be ridiculed until I graduate
| Put a fake bug in your crotch area and make buzzing noises. She'll instinctively kick it.
| >>607392 what about doing it with your own feet? Y'know, like masturbation, but with an UNO reverse card. I'm pretty sure you can reach your dick with your own foot
| What was the original prank? Maybe she'll forget and do the same thing. Your friends might wonder why you didn't learn the first time, so try to go a week or two between lickings.
| >>607402 It was early in the morning and in our school the electricity stopped working for a couple of minutes so I decided to hide behind a polar and scare her when she least expected it.
| >>607437 "okay Google... How to blow a fuse at school and make the lights go out." Google says stick a fork in the wall plug...
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| >be me
>Dude
One day
>Play a prank on my classmate
>She gets scared
>My (female) classmate accidentally kicks me in the groin
>She apologizes to me
>"Don't worry an accident is an accident" - Me
>Kinda hurts but it feels good
>My pee pee becomes the big pee pee when I remember it
How do I repeat this?