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A confession
| Aquiudicial plan is a great portmanteau for glutamine and Burton Jenkins
| I love sex.
| right in the feels
| >>1f75c1
Mostly lack of communication with people. Most of my sexual encounters were one night stands from tinder and I guess it was okay even really good sometimes but sex with a person you just don't mind being there comes nowhere close ro when you feel a real emotional connection.
I don't want to share my classic home-made after-sex nuggets with some hoe that doesn't have an apprention for the same stupid jokes that I do.
| >>592627 what are you complaining about, bruh?
You're already halfway there! Think of all dudes who are still virgins, or the ones who never kissed!
| I wish I could be kidnapped.
| >>e883e2 *connection not communication
>>095120
Not exactly fair. I can tell you how much I want to go for a smoke but telling me that there are people that have never smoked or haven't smoked in years wouldn't make sense. It's not exactly the same but you get the idea.
I guess I did make a lot of progress towards being more outgoing and confident but there is a duning-kruger effect to it. I now know enough about taliing to girls and relationships to see how much I have to learn.
| >>cf1cdf
By whom, an insane girl that has a yandere obsession over you so bad that she will go to great lengths to kidnap you and have you spend the rest of your lives forever and have wild rough sex on the daily?
| >>2712b5 in time you will discover that's a shit fantasy and why you don't want to stick your dick in crazy
| >>593069
I don't want to stick dick in crazy. I want crazy to stick dick in me, and then realize crazy doesn't exist and that it was all an hallucination I had because I'm crazy.
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| I don't want to have sex
I want to make l o v e