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My little sister found my porn stash!! Wht should I do?!!

| I let her play a game on my phone and left her for a couple minutes as I badly want to go to the toilet. When I came back, she was watching a waifu getting creampied! I snatched the phone and hid in my bedroom. What should I do?!? I don't want her telling my family about this.


| Burn the problem


| I love sex.


| She is the start of your harem.


| None of you are helping tbh. Lemme just ask uncle Google.


| Not much we can do to help. Your best option would've been not to store downloaded weeb porn on your phone (this is the 21st century. Use the internet, or at least an external hard drive), but you already furracked things up. Good luck OP. Hope you harem goes well.


| If it is not broken, don't fix it. Unless... you already broken into her........ ???? I don't get it.


| Fucking SPEAK TO HER damnit.


| Give her ice cream


| watch it together


| I see this as absolute win


| How little is she?

5y is not the same as 9y.


| >>581863
YEA RIGHT ?
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SHARE THEIR PORN STASH, LIKE, COME ON, LET THE LEWDS BE SHARED !


| Sorry, g/u/rls but your suggestions are all wrong.
....OP, IS THE DESTINED ONE TO MAKE THE WORLD'S FIRST COMMERCIALIZED TIME MACHINE!!!!


| >>582029 no, OP has to serve cum ice cream tp his little sister and fulfill the prophecy, again


| SorXy, g/X/rls bXX your suggestions arX all wrXXg.
....OP, IS TXE DXXTINXD OXX TO XAKE TXX WXRLD'S FXRST COMMXRXIALIXEX XXXX MXXXXXX!!!!


| Well that's odd... it sXXX SOMETH... XXXNG. I THIN-- OP, ALREA-- TIME-- MACH--. AHHH
> *static*


| >Hacking to the gate starts playing


| >>581940 She's actually 15 years old. I don't know why, but luckily she hasn't told our parents yet. I don't know if that's acceptance or something else.

Oh and she seems to avoid me, she must be too dissapointed in me to even make any eye contact. My sibling life's fucked.


| >>582024 The problem is having porn is illegal in my country.

>>582029 I wish something like time machine exist.. Aghh I want to die.


| Do I even take this post seriously or dismiss it as g/u/rls being g/u/rls
i dont know anymore


| >>582223
No, this is /d/


| >>582175
where the fuck are you from, DPRK?


| Talk to her about it. Shes 15 so she will be able to have a friendly conversation right?
After that, tell her to come into your room to show her delete your stuff.
Make sure to close the door, with lock.
And fucking fuck her.


| Lmao op been there done that

> acceptance
No. Not likely lmao. She's just disappointed in you as a person. Further action not required


| Accept death and move on


| Just give her ice cream infused with your cum.

Also, if porn is illegal in your country how did you get ahold of a physical stash of it?


| >>582475 think they said it's on their phone. they could have used VPN or something and downloaded it online


| >>582479 oh then there's an easy solution, blame viruses.

That's what I do every time my "special" folders are found and for some reason people are dumb enough to believe it without questioning.


| My only question is, how did she get from a game to your porn stash so easily? They have free apps and shit that look like calculators that you have to enter a pin to open. Must not have hid it too well. I always assume the worst anytime I have anything like that on my phone and mega bury that shit.


| Just let it be, it's not the end of the world. She hasn't told anyone so she probably won't. Idk what country you're in but if porn is illegal there just bide your time until you're old enough to travel and gtfout of that awful place.

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