My little sister found my porn stash!! Wht should I do?!!
Post number #581737, ID: 4d82a2
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I let her play a game on my phone and left her for a couple minutes as I badly want to go to the toilet. When I came back, she was watching a waifu getting creampied! I snatched the phone and hid in my bedroom. What should I do?!? I don't want her telling my family about this.
Post number #581739, ID: 5e5a3f
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Burn the problem
Post number #581745, ID: 59e63c
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I love sex.
Post number #581747, ID: 6af652
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She is the start of your harem.
Post number #581773, ID: 4d82a2
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None of you are helping tbh. Lemme just ask uncle Google.
Post number #581775, ID: f9de6a
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Not much we can do to help. Your best option would've been not to store downloaded weeb porn on your phone (this is the 21st century. Use the internet, or at least an external hard drive), but you already furracked things up. Good luck OP. Hope you harem goes well.
Post number #581778, ID: 4eda8e
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If it is not broken, don't fix it. Unless... you already broken into her........ ???? I don't get it.
Post number #581827, ID: 086d84
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Fucking SPEAK TO HER damnit.
Post number #581847, ID: d9f772
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Give her ice cream
Post number #581859, ID: 2a4c29
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watch it together
Post number #581863, ID: bce964
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I see this as absolute win
Post number #581940, ID: c0841f
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How little is she?
5y is not the same as 9y.
Post number #582024, ID: 086d84
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>>581863 YEA RIGHT ? WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SHARE THEIR PORN STASH, LIKE, COME ON, LET THE LEWDS BE SHARED !
Post number #582029, ID: 75498d
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Sorry, g/u/rls but your suggestions are all wrong. ....OP, IS THE DESTINED ONE TO MAKE THE WORLD'S FIRST COMMERCIALIZED TIME MACHINE!!!!
Post number #582030, ID: d9f772
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>>582029 no, OP has to serve cum ice cream tp his little sister and fulfill the prophecy, again
Post number #582031, ID: 75498d
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SorXy, g/X/rls bXX your suggestions arX all wrXXg. ....OP, IS TXE DXXTINXD OXX TO XAKE TXX WXRLD'S FXRST COMMXRXIALIXEX XXXX MXXXXXX!!!!
Post number #582032, ID: 75498d
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Well that's odd... it sXXX SOMETH... XXXNG. I THIN-- OP, ALREA-- TIME-- MACH--. AHHH > *static*
Post number #582040, ID: 086d84
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>Hacking to the gate starts playing
Post number #582173, ID: af909b
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>>581940 She's actually 15 years old. I don't know why, but luckily she hasn't told our parents yet. I don't know if that's acceptance or something else.
Oh and she seems to avoid me, she must be too dissapointed in me to even make any eye contact. My sibling life's fucked.
Post number #582175, ID: af909b
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>>582024 The problem is having porn is illegal in my country.
>>582029 I wish something like time machine exist.. Aghh I want to die.
Post number #582223, ID: 2b16a2
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Do I even take this post seriously or dismiss it as g/u/rls being g/u/rls i dont know anymore
Post number #582224, ID: 7f2681
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>>582223 No, this is /d/
Post number #582227, ID: 5044d8
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>>582175 where the fuck are you from, DPRK?
Post number #582232, ID: 167b59
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Talk to her about it. Shes 15 so she will be able to have a friendly conversation right? After that, tell her to come into your room to show her delete your stuff. Make sure to close the door, with lock. And fucking fuck her.
Post number #582297, ID: 881996
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Lmao op been there done that
> acceptance No. Not likely lmao. She's just disappointed in you as a person. Further action not required
Post number #582467, ID: 2b01ff
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Accept death and move on
Post number #582475, ID: 0af9e3
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Just give her ice cream infused with your cum.
Also, if porn is illegal in your country how did you get ahold of a physical stash of it?
Post number #582479, ID: 2b01ff
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>>582475 think they said it's on their phone. they could have used VPN or something and downloaded it online
Post number #582480, ID: 0af9e3
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>>582479 oh then there's an easy solution, blame viruses.
That's what I do every time my "special" folders are found and for some reason people are dumb enough to believe it without questioning.
Post number #582481, ID: 2b01ff
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My only question is, how did she get from a game to your porn stash so easily? They have free apps and shit that look like calculators that you have to enter a pin to open. Must not have hid it too well. I always assume the worst anytime I have anything like that on my phone and mega bury that shit.
Post number #582556, ID: 8f6ab2
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Just let it be, it's not the end of the world. She hasn't told anyone so she probably won't. Idk what country you're in but if porn is illegal there just bide your time until you're old enough to travel and gtfout of that awful place.
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| I let her play a game on my phone and left her for a couple minutes as I badly want to go to the toilet. When I came back, she was watching a waifu getting creampied! I snatched the phone and hid in my bedroom. What should I do?!? I don't want her telling my family about this.