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What would you do if you were making sexytime and...
| I eat ass all the time. This only helps.
| Scream
| >What do you do?
you say that like theres an option other than eating it.
| >>424917
I mean, you could
-Run
-Cry
-Ask her to keep going
-Ask her to stop temporarily, so that you can first go get some chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and a spoon from the kitchen
-Get ye flask
There are lots of options!
| I'm lactose intolerant...
| Take her to the doctor, that seems like a serious health concern.
| >>425280
That's not sexy! Doctors aren't sexy, unless they're sexy doctors, and you didn't specify!
>>425250
Imagine it's only imitation and is safe for you!
| Probably just blink a few time. Get up,get the ice cream off my chest. Go to the bathroom. Splash some cold water in my face. Then go back. If it is still ice cream. I would then stab myself and make sure that it hurts. Then if it is still ice cream and not some weird dream. Ask them. How long have they have been able to do that. Then
obviously
eat their ass
What madman would not eat an ass out in this situation???
| 1. What. The. Abstract. Fuck.
2. Taste test. If good,eat the rest of it.
| Also im gonna ask my friends this
| Well.... They were as confused as I was
| I'm just gonna hug that ice cream dispenser and make sweet love to it.
| G/u/rls. Free ice cream. The profit margine is massive here. Obviously we're going to open up an ice cream stand.
| Is it organic vanilla-icecream? Like with real vanilla, or only flavored with artificial vanilla taste?
| >>395cc3
I don't care, lactose intolerance is my excuse and no scat fetishists will make me stray from it
| >>426205
Also, it's a bit brazen of you to assume she'd produce ice cream for just anyone! She's a pure-hearted theoretical ice-cream-making-butted waifu, and she needs to have a deep emotional connection first!
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| ...your hot partner squatted down over your chest and clenched their buttocks, only to release a slow coiling stream of cool-but-not-freezing vanilla soft serve ice cream. The ice cream is completely identical to that which you might get from a restaurant and is not contaminated with germs beyond those typically associated with genital secretions. Your partner has also tested negative for STDs.
They finish and look down at you, aroused, expectantly.
What do you do?